I saw the headless horseman

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I was riding through the forest on my stick horse, making horse noises when suddenly I heard a crazy laugh.

Up ahead I saw a man with no head riding a headless horse.

"Hey, how are you laughing when you lack vocal chords?"

The headless horseman shrugged and drew his sword. He began swinging it, but it was going in the wrong direction. He was cutting a few small branches from a tree at first, but soon he hit it hard enough for the tree to break.

The tree fell on him and his horse, crushing them into a mix of human and horse corpse jelly.

"Timber, you stupid headless dolt!"

I laughed and rode away on my stick horse. But then I suddenly realized, this is the part where I would make up some dumb shocking twist like "but I didn't have a stick horse" or "but there was no forest." Nah, no twist. The headless horseman won the Darwin award and I managed to keep my head. Also I lived happily ever after.



Credited to TurquoiseUmbrella 

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