I stayed in a spooky hotel room and it was real scary yeah
I live in radom town of missori and there is a town there that have the spooky hotel and all the people say that you should not stay in room 666 and so i went to the hotel and i said that i would stay in that room and the lady had a heart attack, stroke, and seizure all at the same time when i mentioned the room number she also was throwing up and i did to. she gave me the key and and said "U MUST FOLLOW THE RULES!!!" she gave me a list adn I said "why i have to follow rules?" she was a robotic person and no one elsse in the lobby could see it and she was said agian "U MUST FOLLOW THE RULES!!!" she then returned to a normal person so i was like "K WEIRDO" and was go 2 the hotel room.
I went into the hotel room adn it was normal and i looked at the list of rules and it said at 6:13 pm you have to hide in the closet. that's a stupid rule and so I was not going to follow it. before 6:13 PM came by the way i saw this monster it was 11 feet tall lookign at it make me throw up it was so scary it was a hairless humanoid creature and its arms and legs where too long and it looked like it had anorexia. i was like "Let me guess you're also insainely strong despite looking like you had anorexia with a side of extra anorexia for good measure so cleche you're in every creepy story nowadays you Trevor Henderson art thing." The monster was triggered adn said "Did you just assume my gender? I'ma femail!" I was like "Ok great" it said "also i am not a monster I'm a alien!" i said "oh great let me guess you layed millions of spooky tiny eggs all over the room and they're gonna hatch and the larvae are gonna eat me alive or something." it said "No son, I'm a alien the males lay the eggs." I said "Whatever who cares?" it then crawled out the window.
I was wach TV and cernal sanders was on but he all tan and at the beach and he said "Yo son cum 2 my church of chiken I haz a theem park 2 inside d church." I was so mad kuz dat alien thing was pobly gonna kum back so i closed the window and then i seen dat der was a joural on the table i read it was sum stuped person who had stayed in dis room before he wrote something about how he talked 2 ghouls and he was kiled and died of blood and he seemed to have stained the pages wich ketchup it honestly tasted better than the hotel cafateria. Then i called the front desk and I said "I WANT COOKIES! GOOD COOKIES NOT ONES MADE OUT OF BOXES!!" she "son asking for room service is against the rules but we'll be there in a minute anyway." I saids "U stupid spooks are just a waste of time!!!"
i then got a knock on the door and it was just a skeleton that fell into the room as I opened the door. I said "NO Now i'm gonna have to make room service clean this up! i called and the lady said "lol the rulz say u hav 2 cleen it up if u dern't before u go 2 sleep u will die of blood" she hung up i said "stupid lazy hotel spooky employees and lazy and cryptic!" i was throw the skeleton out the window but i saw that there was lots o Patrixxx outside and i screamed cause that wasd AKUSHY spooky and a threat 2 my physical health i hid under the bed and Patrixxx appeared in the room and said "Thank you for ur donation of the skelolten 2 th Church of C'Shan" i said "very well thank you have a good day" PAtrixxx lifed up the bed and just kinda looked at me and then put the bed back down. I desided to be smart for once - i mean for forever cus i'm always smart so i go 2 the lady at the fron desk and I said "I wish to check out now" she said "u cannot check out now that is one of the rulz u have 2 sleep here at least three nights or the reverse will appear." I said "Ur gunna make me do it aren't you? Ur gunna make me ask what the reverse is!" she said "You could but that's against the rules" i said "F U" and left.
I drove home and i relized that as i was driving i was driving past every location that I had seen in my dreams good and bad. Patrixxx was also stareing at me in the rear-veiw mirror kinda just looking at me again puttin the ol shivers up my spine so i drove back and said "FINE!" she said "read rules next time." i desided to flush the rules down the toilet cause I'm smart but the list was so long that it clogged toilet. GREAT so i unclogged it myself but blud started cumming out into d bathroom and i was very upset cause it stained my hatune miku towels and i was FURIOUS!!! i called the front desk and told them and she said "everything ur doing is against the rules oK? just don't do anything else or ur dead! just wach tv or something but just make sure u read wat channels not 2 wach!" I said "I am going 2 do absolutely nothing for the 72 hours." she said "that woudl be a great idea if it werent against the rules." i just screamed and hung up but then i noticed that the crumopled up mush that was the list of rules was getting longer as new rules were being written i saw that one even said "noticing that the list is getting longer is a violation of the rules. Patrixxx appeared again and said "U've rly messed up this time have you?" i said "Patrixxx I don't know what's going on here! This is just a trap isn't it?" he said "U Stuped u wer told not to stay in this room." i said "put Patrixxx" he pointed at the clock and it was 6:13 PM he said "u wer supposted to be in the closet at the very least." i said "Patrixxx this is an outrage." he said "Indeed it is now burn in the fire you tried to took."
The alien thing came back but thsi time it was screeching and nto talking adn it was laying eggs everywear i said "Hey I thot u said u coudn't do that!" i then herd the other alien say "that's my husband lol the males lay eggs and can only screech incomprehensively." I said "OK i wont steal ur OC" ghouls from WoW began 2 hatch from the eggs but they wer not mindless zombies they were hightly intelegent. They told me thing like stuff that woudl happen in the futere and how to solve science's most complicated and unsolvable probelms i had to start writing down all the things they were telling me but it was not working they said that this was knooweldge that was 2 much for me to bear and i noticed that indeed my brain was bleeding out all over the flr 2 much 2 i fained.
I woke in a hospital I was only a head on a plate and the dr said "S2ped kid y u stay at spooky hotel go home!" I was like "WAT!?" A hurse then carried my head outside and put it into a car with Patrixxx. I said "PAtrixxx where are we going?" he said "we are going 2 Fatty's house you will b forced to watch as the world's last hope is killed by me. seeing u will giv him a heart attack." i thot that was weird what coudl this "fatty" person possibly do? We went ot this weird neckbeard's house he kinda kind looked like Patrixxx and when he saw me he died and I felt sorry for him cause he kinda looked like a slightly old lady but there was nothing I could do as a head on a plate. Patrixxx then said "I must prepare easter dinner" and he put my head in the microwave and I was dead after much pain.
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