I was Idi Amin’s husband

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Hello, my name is Booboo Baba Dada, and I was formerly in love with former president of Uganda: Idi Amin Dada. You all viewed him as a very terrible man, but from my experience, he had some charm. Let me tell you my story.

We would always cook each other dinner, watch movies and shows, fuck each other every night, which we will get to, don't worry, and also celebrate our birthdays. When I first met Idi, he told me that Floyd Money Mayweather was his favourite boxer and that he had big tittes. That turned me on.

I would end up talking to Amin through any source of communication that I could possibly find, and when I finally asked him out, shit was great. We got married, people were disgusted by it and were throwing objects at us, but due to his status as president, he threw those people into the lakes. I was satisfied.

When we rented a house, the first thing we did was touch each other. I touched Idi's big fat belly that looked like you could fit an entire family in, then I eventually sucked his big fat hyperrealistic ballsack. We ass fucked for hours and hours, until he got tired. Thankfully for me, I'm gay as fuck and won't need to worry about the consequences of pregnancy and child support, so I casually dodged that shit. Thank god.

Life was good. Idi stood up for me, took care of me, and did anything for me. It was only until a faithful day in 2003 where he and I lived in Saudi Arabia for some time where.. He died. I cried fountains of tears that day, and I didn't know how to continue after this.

Which is why I came here to tell this story. Because as it turns out, Idi Amin isn't actually dead. We never had sex, we were never in a relationship, and we never had feelings for each other. You want to know the truth, my fellow readers? I actually dated the skeleton of Idi Amin Dada! That's right, a skeleton popped out and started dating me! Wooooooooo!

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