I work at NASA, and I discovered a horrible secret

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I work as a janitor at NASA, and one day, one of the Sciencers ran past me, and dropped a document. I picked it up and it said:

BEYOND TOP SECRET

THE EARTH WILL BE DESTROYED

25 January

At 4:12, Eastern Standard Time, on 5 of February, The Sun will go supernova, and the Earth will be vaporized as a result. In order to survive, we will have to insert Chemical [Redacted] into Water, which will cause everyone to fall unconscious, and place everyone into a simulation of the world.

END DOCUMENT

The words became blurry, then the paper became blurry, then everything became blurry. I woke up in what looked like a cryopod from Fallout 4, and I ran to the window of the building that I'm in. I saw space, and several asteroids floating around. Everyone is actually the Avatar of someone who was from the year 1965. It didn't take me long to realize that was all that remained of the now-destroyed Earth. I checked a clock, and it read:

4:20 (nice) PM, 12 September 7000 AD.

I re-entered the Simulation, and created a subreddit called r/noearthsociety, but everyone thinks it's satire, please, wake up, please, wake up, WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UPWAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UPWAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UPWAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UPWAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UPWAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UPWAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UPWAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UPWAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UPWAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UPWAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UPWAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UPWAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UPWAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UPWAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UPWAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UPWAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UPWAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UPWAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UP WAKE UPWAKE UP WAKE UP

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