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One Tuesday morning something terrible had happened at the University of Fresno, there was a 500 person arrest, the criminals were all black and the charge was for rapping too loud and eating too much KFC and watching too much twerkin and Anime videos. One criminal, named Cheatsy Cheatem was arrested for something far much more worse and terrible, making illegal copies of the game called xzerxsys. The game was so gruesome and horrible that this author cant describe how horrible it was.
Cheatsy was a fan of futanari pornography and also guro, he supposedly fapped into the wee hours of the morning.
Cheatsy was also quarterback for the Fresno State bulldogs, he would later become the first openly autistic NFL player to win a superbowl.
On september 12th 2001 a mcdonalds in Scotland recieved a strange package, it was from islamic terrorist "the rock" rocky miavia. In it contained the following letter: Im that damn good and thats the bottom line cause DIG IT OH YEAH!! The signature wasnt signed by rocky but by Cheatsy saying that he started the die rocky die chants back in '97. Just then Bugs Bunny, Hacksaw Jim Duggan, and Captain Lou Albano popped out of a door way and all said eat lead NINJA! Just then Mutahar from SOG came out and tried to perform a tri beam but was cut off guard when SWERVE Kevin Nash came out and tried to bury him, but mutahar hit the trie beam and then a leg drop on him. He then unfortunately got shot by Cheatsy who came out of the bathroom. :_;
Cheatsy told his doctor, Dr. Mizuno rhat he had experienced orange penis syndrome, she asked how it happened and he said that he got it by eating doritos and watching porn all day.
Cheatsy discovered he had cancer and autism at the same time, he also realized that the person writing this trollpasta was in fact, his father!
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