Imagine a Dream

Imagine you were in a dream and someone came up to you with a thousand dollars. He told you to go to sleep, so you do because he has tremendous wealth and you have no choice to obey. And then you get the thoughts, hey, I want to play some video games - so you disobey the man. Without thinking of the consequences, you boot up Pokemon red on your million dollar gaming pc. Sitting on your bed with no clothes on, you realize that this wasn't real. This was a fake copy of Pokémon red.

The rich man jumps out of your pc screen and shoves purple-glue-sticks up your nostrils in a time frame so miniscule that you can't react. Shoving them further up your nose (because you sorta like the sensation) you take your artisan mousepad and wrap it around your fist and proceed to run as fast as possible away from the opposite direction of him. Crack goes your school! (it just exploded for an unrelated reason). Crack goes your skull! As your cranium hits the man he disintegrates like Mr. Stark in Endgame because of your immense power. A drone swoops down to collect his loot but before it does you pray to god and it explodes. Now that all the loot is gone you are sad, but what is this? The top that was spinning on top of your head this entire time suddenly stops. It falls off the front of your head, rebounds off your nose and hits the ground with a meaty slap. Then you realized it, it was all a dream.

You wake up with that very man inside your pocket. You can't help but smile.

Also the brain damage was real, you die of blood loss 3 minutes later rip.

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Credited to Derpypieguy 

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