Inanimate Insanity S0 E0:Box's True Form
Intro
So, you know Inanimate Insanity, right? You know, that show that released back in April 1 2011, before BFDI even finished? Yeah, that show. Now what if I told you, reader, that there is a secret season 0 episode 0? You don't believe me, do you? Sure, sure, that's what everyone says. Turns out, I was the only one who saw it, nobody else. Just me. I know how I went, so I shall tell you, because that's what you came for.
The Episode
It began with Box and Suitcase interacting like they normally do. They interacted for about a minute before the sound cut off for some reason, the quality also dropped when the sound turned off. It showed Suitcase staring at Box in fear, however, Box was showing some black tentacles coming from his open halves. Suitcase said something, but after 31 seconds of watching Suitcase be panicked at Box, the sound came back. However, the scene changed to Suitcase being stuck in tentacles, as Box's open halves were just open, as big black tentacles were present. Box also had bloodshot eyes, while staring at Suitcase.
Distorted music was playing in the background, it sounded like Driftveil City's music but distorted and reversed. "B- Box!" Suitcase yelled in fear. Box then said something, but no audio was heard. "Box, no!" Suitcase yelled. Then, Suitcase began being eaten by Box. Blood splattered everywhere, as distorted screams can be heard from Box. After 8 seconds of that, it showed Box without anything creepy, but a puddle of blood was shown where Suitcase was.
Then the scene changed to Salt obsessing over OJ, while Pepper stares in annoyance. "For the last time, Salt, I am NOT, IN, TO, YOU!!!!" OJ yelled. "Oh, OJ...you're just buttering me up, aren't you?" Salt said, teasingly, drawing heart shapes below his face. OJ facepalmed hard. "Oh. My. God. Salt." OJ said. It then cut to static for 21 seconds before it revealed Box in the same creepy form. OJ, Pepper and Salt's corpses were seen scattered across the background, in which they've been sliced and chopped. Blood was also everywhere like normal. It showed that image with disturbing music for a minute before going to the next scene.
It showed Cherries and Microphone watching something on a phone. It then showed what they were watching, it was titled 'BFDI 26: The Truth'. The scene displayed Eraser and Pen killing Match and Pencil with axes to prove that they don't support the Pen x Pencil and Match x Eraser ships. After 23 seconds of them watching, it showed Box staring at them, with the Cherries and Microphone panicking. "What...Box?" Microphone said, in fear.
It then cut to black for two minutes, with screams of fear, blood splattering, chewing noises and screaming. After that, it shows Box, except no creepy things were coming out of Box...he was normal. However, Microphone's head was shown torn apart, as blood was splattered everywhere. Her body was all torn apart, with intestines showing. It was also H Y P E R R E A L I S T I C intestines shown inside of her body. The Cherries, however, got eaten. Only the stem was shown, covered in blood. After 31 seconds, it displayed the intro, but every character was replaced with Box.
Then it cut to the iceberg part of the intro, which made me realize this is the season 2 intro. Everybody was just a pile of blood, except Box, who had a creepy face drawn on him. The logo was a blood red color, and the words, 'Inanimate Insanity' were replaced with 'Box is coming'. The two 'I' were replaced with three words, 'B', 'O' and 'X'. After 26 seconds of the intro's music getting more and more distorted than it already was, along with the image started zooming in on Box after 12 seconds of the intro being displayed. It zoomed in on Box every second.
Then, it just cut to black for 56 seconds, before it showed all the other remaining Inanimate Insanity contestants dead and gory. Blood was everywhere. The dead contestants, however, weren't here. Box was in his monster form, but his face looked more insane and not drawn at all. He had dark red limbs and was glowing red. Text that read 'I am coming, don't hide, don't run. Don't even resist. Your death will be painful. Just wait 2 weeks.' was shown in red above him. The image was still and corrupted Accumula Town music was heard. The image stayed still for 5 minutes before a jumpscare of the Box shown in the image happened. As soon as that ended, it cut to static for 6 seconds. After 6 seconds, the static start to glitch.
It showed Mephone4, Mephone3, Mepad, Bow, Yin and Yang split, Party Hat from Season 1, Firey, Cloudy, Coiny and plenty of other objects not shown in II like Nintendo DS, Discord Logo, Wand and more was shown being crucified by Box in his monster form. Sadly, they were successfully crucified. After they were crucified, Box stared at the camera and started crucifying the camera like I was one of them. Screams were heard from the camera that sounded just like me. "You and your childlike scream..." Box muttered. Then, after the camera was successfully crucified, it cut to black. Then, the AnimationEpic logo appeared all bloody and grayscale. No voice was heard yelling 'Animation!' like normal. After 9 seconds of the logo being shown, the copyright notice appeared as the logo blipped out of existence.
The copyright notice, in question, was
'Copyright 2000
Inanimate Insanity isn't owned by AnimationEpic, but owned by the devil himself. Copyright 2000, all rights NOT reserved! Take that, fool! Box is owned by the devil himself. Inanimate Insanity will be deleted forever after 2138 is over...'
Now, that copyright notice actually kind of scarred me. I mean, Inanimate Insanity wouldn't be deleted after 2138 is over, unless YouTube gets shutdown in the future. Maybe it will, maybe it won't. I don't know, I'm not a psychic fortune teller like those "fortune tellers" out in the world. Anyways, I know for a fact II didn't exist in 2000, but made in 2011. So this was made 11 years before II was supposed to actually exist. And I KNOW Inanimate Insanity isn't and will never be owned by the devil.
And don't all rights have to be reserved on certain things like a Cars sticker or something? Anyways, after 19 seconds of the copyright notice being shown, it just ended without warning
After The Video
Needless to say, I was mortified like normal. However, this felt like a different lost video that stood out from the others. How? Well, it felt more violent than the others...that's about it. But, anyways I went to go email the creator of Inanimate Insanity about this. After 2 hours of waiting, the response came.
"Dear, L D.
How? Just HOW did you manage to find this?! Well, you see, I wanted to do a Halloween episode in 2000 about a future show I decided to release in 2011. I swore to myself to make it and keep it kid-friendly. This was never intended to release in the public, and this is where the intro for season 2 came from. However, I fixed it and it had no blood, no creepy Box, but normal Box. It appeared somebody has hijacked my computer at 4:52am, but I was asleep at that time, so I didn't know. However, right after I heard about this, I instantly downloaded it and deleted it. Somehow, the same person who managed to hijack my computer, sent it to you! I don't know why, but one's thing for sure...I didn't make it. A random guy who loved horror and object shows made it. I am currently trying to lock my computer to make sure it won't happen again. Sincerely, Adam."
"A random guy?" I thought. "Who was this 'random guy'?" I also thought. I shrugged it off for a few, until my computer started glitching to reveal Box in his monster form. "Hello, I have hacked your computer to tell you that I will attack your world in 2565. Be ready." Box said, before it glitched back to normal. I was shook, but I shrugged it off, at least, I tried. Apparently, Box left a note that read, '2565' when I wasn't looking on my bed.
So, if you ever and I mean EVER find an episode called 'Inanimate Insanity S0 E0: Box's True Form'...don't click it. No, seriously, don't, you'll regret it in the end.
Credited to Ididnotcomeupwiththislol
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