Intern at Fox News

When I was in college, I was studying journalism, and the only internship available was one at Fox News. I am a liberal, so I was reluctant to take the internship. I walked into the Fox News building, mad everything seemed quite normal from the start. As I toom the elevator to the 50th floor, I thought I heard someone behind me. Just as I turned around, a man put a bag over my head, and took me to a secret room. When the bag was removed, a man was standing there with needles and pliers. I realized what he was doing. He injected my face with needles and pulled it until I had a permanent smile. I saw what he had done. He had made my face exactly the same as all the other people at Fox News, caucasian and blond. Then they forced my brain to think only conservative bigoted things. They told me to never tell what they do to people, or else.

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