Invasion of the Camels

One day I realize I forgot my special kid who was disabled in the rotting 48c desert I quickly ran to my car and started driving thoughts where passing my mind "is he dead?" "Could he be alive?" As I arrive I see the kid partying with the fucking camels he created a fucking government about the invasion of humans while he is a HUMAN with a camel GENERAL they fucking take me to trial for entering their lands without permission I see a fucking German tank with anti air the next few second I see two fucking nuclear bombing getting loaded into a strategic bomber with 1800 camels following I do not know what the actual fuck is going on i keep on walking and fucking see the disabled child giving out a speech to the camels I think is he fucking stalin or something? So I continue walking see two mother fucking fighter jets fly above me another 200,000 camels continue to march and 50,00 fucking tanks following I think to myself am I going to fucking be in a war zone? The disabled child seems me and takes me to his MOTHERFUCKING castle and in the throne room we can see the entire army while the uae army is coming with the Saudi Arabian Air Force I tell myself "finally I'm going to be saved" 5 hours later these mother fucking camels successfully invaded the Middle East i decided to go to sleep I wake up to hear one fucking billion camels chanting "long live the kid" I tell myself what the actual fuck I check my phone and see it's 2050 I slept for 20+ fucking years I go to the kid and he takes out a mother fucking sniper points it onto my head and says "this is the first criminal in our country I hereby announce his execution" they take me Alcatraz FUCKING Alcatraz as I sit there with 2 billion camels and 20 billion humans watching me online this little fucker takes out a 50 cal pistol and shoots me... *dood dood dood doood* I wake up to see myself in a fucking hospital I look to my right and see the goddamn child I waste no time to jump out and fucking strangle that kid 5 security guards jump in to separate us it turns out I was in a coma for 1 month because I got into a car crash and now I'm taking therapy for 20 years see you soon kid you piece of shit

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