It Couldn't Have Happened
Listen... I've got something to tell all of you. But you need to swear to GOD you will not tell anyone about it. I'm still being tracked down by people who think I shouldn't have seen what I did. I'm writing about this deep in the woods. For all I know there's and agent waiting around the next tree... (NOTE: Ben *Haunted mask of Majora pasta* IS indeed referenced in my first pasta. BUT this has nothing to do with the haunted mask of Majora.)
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It all started many weeks ago. I was out havin' some fun with a few college buddies of mine. That's when someone started talking about Ben. I can't erase the story of the haunted mask of Majora. I told him to shut up about Ben and then we hit the streets for a while.
That's when he brought up Ben again. I told him to talk about something else. That's when i would've sworn I saw something... I don't know what it was. It was too slouched to be a human. Even a hobo by any standards. But WAY too big to be a dog or city animal. So I told my buddies that I was gonna check it out. That was the first worst idea of my life.
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So I went into he alley in which the thing ran. I saw it for about a split second, then it was gone. I don't know where it went. I figured I must've had one too many shots of whiskey so I just walked back to where my friends were. I started telling them that I saw something, but it wasn't really there. I looked in the direction they were standing and they were gone. No trace of them ever being there.
I got a little freaked, but i just shrugged it off and walked home. About an hour later of kickin' some butt on Halo Reach, I decided to hit the hay for the night. That's when i heard the howl. No ordinary howl. The most ear-splitting blood curdling howl imaginable. I realized it wasn't one of my neighbors hounds. They were all inside. And let me tell you you can't hear ANYTHING on the inside of that house if you're on the outside. I saw the thing again. That time I SWEAR I saw it. It was there. It looked at me. It attacked me.
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Three months later there I am in the hospital. I was found to have three huge claw marks on my body. But there was something odd about those marks. There was a symbol on them. They called in a military specialist to observe it. They said they needed to put me down. It was an escaped top secret military project. I was lucky to be alive. Now here I am. In the forest. Alone. But sometimes I think I can see a medium dark figure glaring at me in the moonlight.
Credited to Littlepinkdude
Originally uploaded on August 14, 2011
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