JOE ROGAN STOLE MY CHILD (JOKE)

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IT WAS A DARK AND STOMRY NIGHT IN MAINE, OREGON. AND I HAD JUST CLOSED ALLT HE WINDOWS FOR THE NIGHT (AS I DO BECAUSE I HAVE SEVER ALLERGIES AND DON'T LIKE THE PLANT SPERM GETTING IN MY AIRWAYS) SO AFTER I LCOSED THE WINDOW I LOCKED THE DOOR, BUT I NOTICED THE DOOR WAS ALREADY LOCKED, INTERESTING BECAUSE MY CHILD WAS THE ONLY OTHER PERSON IN THE HOUSE AND HE WAS UPSTAIRS ASLEEP. I SHRUGGED IT OFF (BIG MISTAK) AND WNET TO BED. WEHN I GO TO CHECK ON BEN I SEE NONE OTHER THAN JOSEPH ROGANUS STANDING OVER HIS CRIB, I GRAB MY MACE AND I SPRAY HIM ON THE BACK OF HIS BLAD HEAD (SHINY) BUT BEING HE IS A SUPERIOR BEING, HE STARTED LEVITATING AND THEN TELEPORTED WITH MY SON. IM NOT SURE WHERE HE WENT, HE IS STILL OUT THERE SO PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU SEE HIM. DEAR GOD, MY SON IS PROBABLY DOING DMT WITH JOE ROGAN AND ALEX JONES RIGHT NOW. ANYWAY, PLEASE ET ME KNOW IF YOU SEE MY SON, HE IS QUITE FURRY ON THE ACCOUNT HE IS A RACCON THAT I FOUND IN THE BACKALLEY OF A CLOSED DOWN PARTY CITY.


Credited to bigboibob2 

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