Jeff Eats A Sack of Steamed Hams

Author's note: This thing was inspired by Tales From The Burgerverse: Jeff Eats A Sack of Bagels and was originally posted on the Trollpasta Discord server chat.

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Jeff watched as his hams were steamed in the oven. He made sure they weren't overcooked or ruined by the overwhelming power of the oven. When they were finished, he grabbed his oversized potato sack and stuffed the steamed hams into it. He couldn't wait to start his daily ritual of eating 15 steamed hams from the same sack, and yes, he never washed it. He placed the sack on his kitchen table, decorated with plates and utensils. He then grabbed his stereo and tuned in some Limp Bizkit to eat to. After about 15 minutes of just sitting there, staring at his meal, he started eating his succulent meal. About 5 minutes in, he was finished. Jeff was satisfied with the meal he had viciously consumed. Then suddenly, Fred Durst popped out of his closet and yelled, "ARE YOU FUCKING SATISFIED, JEFFERY??" Jeff proceeded to stab him in the face.

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Written by Niagaranobs
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