Jeff The Filler
URGENT NEWS
DENTIST STILL AT LARGE
A stupid kid said this "I had fell asleep and had forgotten to brush my teeth. Then I woke up because I had a bad dream about Gingivitis. *shivers at thought of bleeding gums*. I noticed my window was open but that was usual since I always leave it open to welcome Shrek so he can save my cold anus. But something was off. I looked at the bottom of my bed and there was a guy at the end of it. Every tooth in my mouth had a sudden cold feel in them. A man wearing a surgical mask and a headlamp was staring right at me. He lunged at me and yelled "GO TO THE DENTIST!" he raised a toothbrush from his pocket and started scrubbing my mouth clean wildly. He then proceeded to filling in cavities and polishing my teeth. I chose the bubblegum flavor polisher. I think I should've chosen grape flavored. At the taste of the god awful bubblegum flavored polisher I screamed but he gagged me with those weird things they put in after polishing that's all foamy. My dad rushed into the room but he threw a tooth brush straight into his mouth. My neighbors had called the police and they were rushing in. The man ran out through the window and escaped. The thing that scared me to this day is it's like... he knew I didn't brush my teeth.
Jeff and his family moved into the neighborhood. Jeff got a new dentist job here which is pretty dope. Jeff lived with his wife Liu and they're beautiful daughter Ben. The new house was hella dope. It had a pool but then Ben drowned in it. So Jeff went ape-shit and went on a rampage of cleaning people's dirty teeth during the middle of the night. The tooth brush, his weapon and the filler, his poison. Then he had a gay orgy with slender man. The end.
Written by Duckduckseduce
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