Jeff The Killer's April Fools Day
Author's note: Happy April Fool's Day!
Jeff had a normal day of murders, or so he thought. His good friend Ben asked him if he wanted a bloody candy bar, so Jeff said yes. So Ben gave him a turd covered in hyper-realistic blood. "APRIL FOOLS!!!!" Ben yelled. So Jeff gave him a cup off piss and said it was lemonade. Ben gave him a box claiming to have an iPhone in it. And then a skeleton popped out of the box, but at least he was holding an iPhone. Jeff answered the phone, and he said it was Liu. Ben asked how Liu was doing, but Jeff said, "Remember, I killed him." "THEN WHO WAS PHONE!?!?!?!?!?!" Ben screeched. Jeff burst into laughter, and Ben slapped him right in his permanent smile. Sonic.EXE dropped by and put paper bags on Jeff and Ben's heads causing them to walk around blindly. Eyeless Jack then shot Sonic.EXE's foot with an AK-47, causing Sonic.EXE to scream in agonizing pain. BRVR jumped on Eyeless Jack and poured chili sauce in Jack's eye holes, making Jack run around blindly bumping into a tree. Suicidal Squidward used his clarinet to play Baby by Justin Bieber into BRVR's ear. Herobrine used flint and steel to set Squidward's gun and clarinet on fire. Laughing Jack stuffed Herobrine into his own shulker box. SCP-173 put an entire weed plant down Laughing Jack's throat, making him cough immensely. Jane The Killer simply kicked SCP-173 in the nutsack. Things got severely out of hand as a battle to the death commenced between everyone. Slenderman was tired of watching and said he would call the cops on them and dance on Jeff's parent's graves. Everyone started protesting. "APRIL FOOLS!!!" Slenderman yelled. Everyone laughed, and they all went to Chick Fil A for dinner. The End.
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