Jeff The Killer Goes To McDonalds
One night Jeff the Killer was hungry. (Not for blood or anything like that) He wanted to go to McDonalds. But he realized he needed to wear a mask because it's 2022. So he looked in his basement for one.
He found one not too long later.
Jeff hopped in his car. (That he definitely didn't steal and kill the original owner) and drove off. But he was making a huge mistake. HE WAS GOING OVER THE SPEED LIMIT. So an angry Sonic had to pull him over.
Oh boy. It's Dialogue time.
Sonic: Hey! You're going over the speed limit!
Sonic: Slow down now or I'll give you a fine.
Sonic: Since I'm nice, I'll give you one chance.
Jeff: Sorry Sonic. Should have known better.
Sonic: It's okay. Just don't do it again. Promise?
Jeff: Promise.
They both ki- I mean Jeff was obeying the speed limit this time.
When Jeff got to McDonalds, It turns out that SlenderMan was the employee!
Cue epic dialogue.
Slenderman: Hello, welcome to McDonalds.
Slenderman: May I take your order?
Jeff: Hello Slenderman. I would like to have the Among Us™ Happy Meal with a boy toy.
Slenderman: Okay. That will be 5¢
Jeff gives SlenderMan 5¢
Slenderman: Your order will be ready soon.
Approximately 5 seconds later.
Slenderman: Your order is now ready to be collected
Jeff gets the Among Us™ Happy Meal with a boy toy.
Meanwhile...
Ben: Why did I get a girl toy? I specifically asked for a boy toy.
Jane The Killer: You have a girl toy? I have a boy toy when I asked for a girl toy!
Ben: Let's swap them. You get the girl toy. I get the boy toy.
Jane The Killer: It's a deal.
They both pass the toys to eachother.
Ben: Thanks.
Jane The Killer: My pleasure. See you.
Ben: See you too.
Back to Jeff's pov.
Au / Corrupt: Hey Jeff, What's up?
Jeff: Just ordered an Among Us™ Happy Meal with a boy toy at McDonalds
Au / Corrupt: That's great to hear! Considering you haven't eaten in ages.
Jeff: Yeah. I'm gonna go now.
Au / Corrupt: Bye!
Jeff then got home, ate the meal and lived a happy life. The end.
Written by Au
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