Jeff saves Christmas...sorta

It all started in 2024. Christmas had been cancelled due to nobody believing in Santa Clause. Jeff the Killer, however always believed. Jeff hates Santa because Santa didn't give Jeff a collection of dead babies for christmas, so Jeff the Killer and Stewie Griffin decided to team up to "save" Christmas.

On the way there, Jeff and Stewie got in a fight about Cherrios so Jeff raped Stewie and then burned him alive.

Jeff arrived at the North Pole. An elf came to greet Jeff who cut of his head. Jeff threw a bomb into Santa's sleigh and blows it up.

Santa comes out with a gun and prepares to shoot Jeff, but Jeff knocks him out. Jeff pours gasoline onto the side of the north pole and lights it with a match and burns down Santa's house. He puts on Santa's outfit and takes over Santa's workshop and prepares to send bombs to every child in the world.

Santa was left with no other option but to summon Shrek. He sneaks into the bathroom of his workshop and locks the doors. He lights candles in the bathroom and turns on al of the sinks. He flushes every toilet 3 times and then repeats to the mirror "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" 3 times. Shrek is now spawned. Santa prepares to tell Santa what to do but Shrek rips of Santa's head and runs to the workshop.

Jeff puts the workshop on lock down and looks out the window. He sees Shrek attacking and fucking a village and doesn't have that much time left. Jeff decides to travel back in time. As he enters the time machine, Shrek drops in from the roof and runs towards Jeff. Jeff runs into the time machine and escapes.

He travels back in time to where Shrek was born and kills him but cuts off Shrek's already massive dick and adds it to his collection.

He returns and everything is solved. But Santa appears to him with a tank. Santa prepares to kill him when suddenly Stewie, who was still alive, drops a nuke onto the North Pole and kills everyone there.

2672578562276776498645298 years later Jeff wakes up and congratulates himself on "saving christmas".

then Jeff the Potatoe shows up and is like "ATE POOTATOES THEY GWOOD 4 U!" and Jeff was all like "Die motherfucker!" and shot that ***** dead.

and then a Skeleton popped out, only it was LOLSKELETONS and he deleted this page, which questions why you are even seeing this right now...

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