Jeff the Killer and Godzilla vs. Leopold Slikk and RED

One day, I was chilling in my house, when I felt something weird under my chair. I came (LOL, came) upon a mysterious disc DVD called Jeff the Killer and Godzilla vs. Leopold Slikk and RED. The disc cover looked weird, as it had Jeff and Godzilla's foreheads bleeding. I took out the disc, and to my surprise, none other than EVIL PATRIXXX was there! I was scared, but he only wanted a cold beer. I directed him to the fridge, where he took the beer and drank it.

He returned to the box, and I put the disc into the DVD Player. For an inexplicable reason, Happy Appy and the Pumpkin from that one odd education game was there, and they both shot Godzilla and Jeff on the DVD Menu, before I hit play.

So, the movie started. Jeff was stabbing a random person in the street, when Godzilla appeared and asked Jeff what he was doing. Jeff asked him to go away, but suddenly Leopold Slikk appeared as a giant, so Jeff had to turn giant to fight him. Godzilla got punched in the face by King Ghidorah, despite the fact that King Ghidorah had no arms, so Ghidorah went away to get RED.

Jeff punched Leopold in the face and jammed his keyboard up his fucking arse. Jeff was Gigantic and got ran over by RED in his fucking truck that he pulled out of absolutely no-fucking where. Godzilla said "No! You killed my friend, I don't like you any more!

And then Red dick-fucked Leopold in his eyeballs, and Leopold said "wait a fucking minute, I'm alive!" Godzilla replied with "Why the fuck are you alive?" He used his Atomic Breath on Ghidorah, who flipped him off. Jeff was alive again. The Oxford Comma rose out of the ground and Jeff punched it, and the Comma punched Jeff, but that did nothing. Jeff killed the Oxford comma by stabbing it as everyone laughed.

THE END.

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