Jeremy's Journey: Director's Haircut

There was a movie from the 1100's called Jeremy's Journey. It was about an average man going on an adventure to save his wife from aggresive monkeys. The movie was pretty good.

Legend tells of the movie's original version, which nobody ever had the chance to see. It was called Jeremy's Journey: Director's Haircut.

using the powers of narration, I will explain to you the movie.

The movie starts off with Jeremy, but not his wife, sitting in a small chair, crying. this goes on for 224 hours, before he starts crying blood, lots and lots of blood. The scene suddenly cuts to a dark house, where a strange, deformed person was standing. A large, hideous person walks up to him, wearing a white shirt with the words "help" on it. He asks the first deformed person "food?", and he responds "no."

the large hideous person grew angry, his eyes seemed to pop out of his skull, and he screamed "FOOD?!", and the deformed man said again, "no."

The large hideous man opened his mouth, so wide, it touched the floor, and then he ate the first deformed man.

the scene then cuts to Jeremy's wife, in a dark room, possibly the same house as before, being eaten by a group of monkeys, and there was blood everywhere. Lots and lots of blood.

the scene then cuts to a group of mutant beasts, all saying "IS A MEEEEE"

then, it cuts back to the chair, but Jeremy is gone, and the chair is flipped upside down.

it then cuts to a random person getting a haircut.

then, the film ends.

the origins and meaning behind it are unknown.

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