Jersey Shore Lost Episode

Everyone by now has heard of the hit MTV reality show "Jersey Shore," and some of its more loyal fans know about how Angelina left early in season 1 because she didn't want to work at the Shirt Shop. However, I came across a secret tape from MTV studios, proving this to be a complete lie, exposing the truth: the real Angelina was murdered sometime early on during the filming of the series and had her murder covered up by the brass at MTV, who replaced her with a lookalike in the second season so no one would tell the difference. This secret was not supposed to be leaked out to the general public, however the local affiliate in Aberdeen, Scotland did not listen to the CEO's in New York and aired the episode otherwise, causing a mass increase in suicides amongst local teenagers and Daily Mail readers in the area.

The episode started out as usual, with a look back at the previous episode, which, judging by the clips, would have made it the third episode, the one where Angelina was supposedly "fired." I did not notice anything unusual until the theme song sequence came on. Instead of the usual "Get Crazy," there was an extremely soft female voice cooing some love poem, which would be normal in every situation except this one, exacerbated by the fact that the background was blood red and the audio of the character's voices was not present. I initially thought that this was some sort of in-studio test card joke, but later I found out how wrong I was. When it got back to the regular show, it did so immediately after the theme song ended, without a commercial break. I also attributed that to the studio.

The sound coming back to it was piercing loud, partially because I raised the volume to hear the unusual theme music, and also because it was generally loud to begin with, almost as if they intended it to be screeching loud, because now that I think about it, I remember hearing what sounded like distorted voices in the background. It then went absolutely silent, which was when I began to get curious about the unusual content on the tape. They showed members of the cast walking around the house, followed by a close up of Sammi. What I saw there was shocking. Her eyes were glowing like little suns in her head, as she was cooking something in the frying pan, but the expression of pure hate on her face (plus the fact she was banging on the table with the pan) suggested something was seriously wrong. I leaned back on my couch in fear, and turned an extra light on, also out of fear. The scene them returned to normal, with her normal eyes reappearing and Ronnie sitting in the kitchen, waiting for his girlfriend to cook him something. Snookie walked out, and stared at Ronnie, and went on one of her little speeches about Sam and Ron and all the usual you hear from her. The rest of the cast then came to the table, except for the Situation, and started to eat what Sammi made. I made a crack about her cooking under my breath, mainly to dissuade the fear I previously felt. But even then, I felt something was not right.

I noticed Angelina had a shadow cast over her as they were all around the table, Angelina in particular whispering into Vinny's ear, looking almost like a kiss, as h had his arms open wide admiring the food. This continued for a minute, once again in strange, eerie silence, until it cut away to a shot of what the Situation was doing. He was outside, with his shirt off, as usual, but this wasn't a normal occurrence. His eyes were glowing now too, and he was surrounded by similar looking men, who were almost like his minions in a sense. The glow then spread throughout the rest of his body, similar to a Saiyan warrior from Dragon Ball Z, and his fellow minions immediately leaped into their air. I couldn't believe what I was watching. I was shocked and frightened beyond belief. The halo and glowing eyes subsided, and as though nothing had happened, he re-entered the house, asking about breakfast, with Sammi quipping about his lateness. He sat down to eat, and then Ronnie put his hand to his head, and said "I think I'm gonna be sick." He walked away from the table, and ran to his bedroom, presumably to use the bathroom, although it was unusual he didn't use the bathroom closest to the kitchen, but considering the weird things that were occurring, I didn't even noticed, but things were only about to get worse, starting with loud demonic growling coming from the bedroom.

J-woww, being the loud and abrasive type that she is, went into the bedroom screaming "Shut the fuck up! I have a freakin' hangover!" They then showed a cutout of her talking about how annoyed she felt in this situation (no pun intended). Then suddenly, there was dead silence again, and a blurry, zoomed-in camera shot showed J-woww running out of the room, with her hand on her mouth and a scared expression on her face. They then showed footage of her in the candid "map room", only the map appeared to be of a location I didn't recognize, and coming from someone in the know, this seemed very unusual, but I kept it in the back of my mind. The footage here was of crying and babbling about something being "scary" and how she couldn't take it anymore. The camera was angled a little to the right, and because of this, I could see a shadow of a big burly man jumping up and down, almost enjoying her suffering. After a few seconds of this, the man jumped into the air as the Situation's minions had done before. They then went back to the footage of her running out the room, being surrounded by Snookie, asking what was wrong and why she was crying. She just started shaking her head, but as she was doing that, the screen flashed.

Knowing about the hidden shots I had read about in lost Spongebob episodes, I re-ran the tape slightly and paused at the exact moment. The picture wasn't that unusual, it was of a baby, but there was something strange about this baby, with its facial expression, and I wondered if this was some sort of secret or otherworldly message put out by the producers to subliminally introduce something into the audience's heads. I managed to take a shot of the picture, which I will attach, and then I pressed play to start it up again. She pushed away Snooki (odd considering their close friendship) and sat down with her head in her lap, softly sobbing. Then came Ronnie out of his room, which was perhaps the most horrible sight in the entire disturbing episode. His eyes were blood red, with an enormous white pupil and nothing else. His mouth was grinning, and his teeth looked as though they had gotten sharper. His hands were open, yet still tightly being held, like a tiger about to pounce. And that is exactly what he ended up doing.

He pounced on Angelina, letting out a horrendous demonic scream, more horrifying than anything in the Exorcist, a sound I hope no one else ever hears for the rest of their lives, and began squeezing Angelina's neck. At first, she began to gasp for air, and attempt to scream as the other castmates, who were in horror, tried to rip him off of her, but to no avail, almost as if he had acquired some sort of demonic strength and continued squeezing. Then, bizarre music began to play in the background, and Angelina stopped gasping for air, fell to the ground, and died. Looking at this made me want to cry, but I was too distracted by the muscular demon flying out of Ronnie's body, causing him to return to normal. Everyone looked in horror at the demon, finally realizing Ronnie's demonic possession, and surrounded Angelina's body, crying mournfully. Ronnie got up of the ground, and asked what happened. They looked at him, and then Snookie said in the same disconcerting soft voice I heard before, "She's gone. Now we must mourn." After hearing that, I now realize that that was what the soft voice was actually saying in the beginning, and I thought it was a love poem due to the tone.

Snookie started sobbing again with her normal voice, and the whole group embraced each other in a group hug, trying to comfort each other as one of their closest friends and rivals met her untimely death. The screen turned black and white, and it slowly phased out, focusing on one still frame of them all huddled together. It then went to a black-and-white disclaimer on the screen saying "MTV created this clip to explain to our local affiliates why we have made the changes that we made with our episode distribution. This was an actual event that was filmed and planned by an intern at our studio with a history of witchcraft interest and odd behavior. We never thought about him very much until now, when we watched this episode, and came to realize the truly horrible and awesome might of the supernatural and the creatures that lurk in the dimensions outside ours. MTV requests that this paranormal evidence be kept private and not be aired amongst the viewing public. Please destroy this tape after airing and do not make mention to anyone beneath you at MTV, lest a repeat of this were to ever occur. God Bless and may God Protect MTV Studios." After that I just froze, not moving, not thinking about anything else but the horrific footage that I saw. It has been a few weeks since and I still have nightmares about the whole thing, and this piece of knowledge has really opened up my mind and transformed me into a changed person, something I wish had never happened.

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