Jigglypuff.exe
A long time ago i used to be a big fan super smash bros ultimate for the nintendo switch i bought from target. But one day, i had an experience that makes me never want to play the game ever again, and this is the story.
One day i was playing smash bros online, when one day i saw someone known as "jiggly666" i predicted he was going to pick jigglypuff because of his name so i pick pikachu because pokemon battle. When we loaded in the match his stage got picked which is a walkoff grass plains. I used quick attack to get closer and up smash her which leads into combo, but it there was too much landing lag so he got to land a sing on me. But after a while pikachu did not wake up. I thought it was just i glitch so i continued waiting for him to wake up. But after that the jigglypuff walked up to him and pulled out a knife, after that he started stabbing into pikachu and eating its flesh. But then the screen went black for thirty seconds, and then the win screen started. It showed jigglyfuff with black eyes with red pupils and blood crying from his eyes and she was eating a peace of pikachs ear. Then jiggly666 asked for a rematch, i said yes because ineed answers, but they never came.i decided that i wanted to rematch jiggly666 because i wanted answers. So i decided to pick sonic which is my main because my favorite letter is B. when the match loaded up it looked like the plains from before but everything in the back ground was on fire, and all the text on the bottom was replaced with "run now". Lucky for me, i had the fastest character in the game so i started running at max speed. I thought i got away, but then i saw jigglypuff rolling towards me faster then iwas going. When she reached me it showed a hyperrealistic image of sonic with broken legs and blood all over his back. then I got scary so I challenged jiggly666 because I got angry at him for killing sonic:(.
This time I picked nes because I. Was. SERIOUS!!!! And I wanted jigglypuff DEAD. so when the match loaded in it was was the sme stage as last time but it was a stanima battle. Then i started spaming pk fire because- and then jigglypuff became invincible and started walking, I didn't know what it was until I saw it, it was JEFF THE KILLER!!!!!! Then he starded stabeng nes a lot. And then he said
"hi do you remeber me samel?" I can't believe he new my name, becad I hadn't said to it him.
"Pik rematch so we can fite, or doe. Pick a sordfighter, I want to do a swordfight with you."
Then I realized if I didn't d it, it would be gay so I chalne him to rematch. I decided to use Kirby, since he's yellow like my little brother, and he uses a sword. Then the battle started, it was Sam sage as lester time, except pikachu was DEAD and his bones were sticking out. Next to it was soncs HYPERREALISTIC BODY DEAD with PERHYREALISTISM BLOOD CUMMING OUT OF IT. The battle started. And then I did I did very good at first, taking out 2 of his life's. Then I decided to taunt because I felt good about mydelf. That was the worst miss steak of my short life. And then Sonics DEAD BODY CAME alive again!!! And he said,
"You will never win, you will die and I wil kil you." And then snoc flew to over my character, and the screen went to black for 87 minutes and 16 seconds. In the mentim, I watched shek on my school cromboke. And then I was awoken by a loud reechingw noise, and it sounded like my yonger brother thms. I said, "what's up tomy!" Because I thought it was him. No. But then, he wasn't there then I loked to the tv. There was a horrifying image. It showed zincWith dark eyes, and then a broken road, with pikchu in the background, or at least what remained of it. Then there was a lot ofbred stuff on the tv. I thought tonmy put ketchups on the tv, being the pransnkter he is but I son figured out it wasn't true. And then, there was a dark shadow of jiggly fluf. I was a shadow sill ho et withbred is starribg down at my sole. And finally, the worst of all.I saw my favor character in the game, kriby in Soni mouth. And then there was music in the background. It was purple town sin drone. And then it showed a scare image off KEFF THE JILLER.
And then a sound game from the tv, it was screaming. And then after that it was a message from the leader of chine, She the ping and I speak China so I know what she said. And she said "Thanke u for this test sit e sin, your social credit has gone up by 68 pints. And now, you no to much, time to DYE. And then jigglypuff.exe came out of the screen, and xe had a nife and joggly said,
"I've had enough of youre bulls hit."
And then jigglypuff.exe stabed me and left."
And this is why you should NEVER EVER EVER smash with anybody on the inteenet named jeff...
Written by Jiggly666
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