Joe Biden's Albania

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Satirical Balkan joke story. Don't take it seriously.



Joe Biden is not only ruining America, but society as a whole. Because of his executive orders to effeminize the American people by dumping estrogen in the water supply, he is putting the Albanian race, and, to an extent humanity, at risk. Why is this? Simple. Albanians are 120% more masculine than the average American. And, because Joe Biden is creating a pact of political leaders in favour of of the effeminization of society, the entire world may be at risk. He wants to annihilate Albanians from the face of the Earth by use of estrogen. There is much more going on here than that meets the eye. Albanians are the main promoters of the MAGA ideology, and, because Joe is a fervent hivemind commie that will do anything it takes to control the people, he wishes to genocide is main opposition and erase any sense of their existence from history. Their mere existence is one of the greatest arguments against leftism as a whole. Thankfully, the current Albanian leader is against Joe's plan for humanity and is working tirelessly to discredit Joe's plans as much as possible. But, as the world trends towards a more leftoid vision, he will slowly start losing support while Joe and his successors in the Democratic Party will gain more and more influence as humanity's masculinity slowly dissipates. The once proud and superior Albanian race will be replaced by a hollow, feminine shell of what they once were. As stated earlier, Joe Biden and the Democrats will do anything in their power to control public opinion. Climate change, for example, is actually a true crisis. However, the Democratic Party controls its effects in order to increase the popularity of their party while the Republicans, who are now in the pockets of the Democrats now that Trump is out of office, deny it to dissuade the intellectuals from voting for them.

True intellectuals, such as myself, see through the terrifying lies posed by the American political system and see that Trump is the last hope for humanity. Because some Republicans are in the pockets of the Democrats (because of bribery, corruption, and mind control), they will take unpopular stances purposefully. These people aren't real Americans, nor are some of them even real people. Trump, sadly, has to conform to these thoughts in order to maintain popularity and trust within his party. Trump is not a Republican. The Republican party, as we know it, has died. And, because of the two-party system that has dominated American politics, Trump really has no other options. He has to conform to Republican "thought," while keeping his true views hidden from public eye. During his presidency, Trump worked in the shadows to battle corruption and popularize the MAGA ideology. However, the true MAGA ideology shall stay hidden because, if Trump states his true intentions, the Democrats, with their secret control of the American military, will launch a coup-d'etat against the MAGA government, establishing the most evil entity in human history since the Nazis. This government will be built off the foundations of genocide, corruption, control over information, and destroying humanity to resurrect it in the vision of the Democratic Party. The Democrats are not anti-American, they are anti-society, anti-humanity, and anti-order. The Democratic Party is made up of some of the most evil "humans" ever conceived. They are trying to become greater than god, and we cannot allow that. If you truly value democracy, I suggest you do everything in your power to keep the Democrats out of office. It could not only save the country, but society as a whole. I am only bringing to light the surface of this black, contorted iceberg of lies, hatred, and genocide.

It is up to us, the truly educated of society, to rebel against liberal tyranny. Please, spread the word anywhere you can. We are currently facing the greatest crisis in human history, but we shall triumph! We see through the web of lies and corruption, we see through the Democrat cover-up of genocide, we triumph above Biden's communistic oppression, and we are here to bring it all to an end!

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