John Hand Cock

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There once was a guy named John Hand Cock. He had cocks for hands and was bullied for his deformity. Every time he had to pee he would pee out of one of his Hand Cocks into the toilet. Whenever he went walking by everyone one would stare at him. One day he got tired of the bullying and fought back by using his hand cock piss to pee directly in the bullies faces. He was sent to the deans' office and his parents were told he peed on a few kids. He was expelled from the school never to return. He vowed revenge on the bullies and when he found them at the store they walked up to him and wacked him in the head with a soup can, what they didn't know John was prepared. He punched the leader of the bullies in the mouth with one of his giant hand cocks. The bully was sent flying back and was buried in a pile of soup cans and was then crushed by the shelf holding them. The two remaining bullies were standing there in total shock. Before they could even react John slammed both of their heads together which stunned them. They both had giant bruises on their foreheads, they were pissed and started to chase Hand Cock out of the store and through the parking lot where he peed out of both of his hand cocks. Now covered in urine the two bullies chased hand cock and tackled him to the ground and started to punch him in the face. Now bruised and bloodied hand cock grabbed the two bullies by the ears with his hand foreskin and threw them both into the parked car, the two bullies were sent into the side windows of the car. The two bullies now scarred, bruised scratched, and bloodied the two bullies were stumbling around stunned, unable to understand what just happened. John Hand Cock grabbed them and threw them to the curve, he question the two on why they bullied him and got him expelled. They said they were hired by Pablo, one of the stars of The old The Backyardigans TV show. They said Pablo thought that he was a freak and paid them $200 each to bully him. Just as they said that Pablo fell from the sky. once he fell he created a giant crater in the parking lot, leveling all the lights and cars. The last few shoppers in the parking lot quickly ran into the store in fear of getting annihilated by Pablo. John hand cock Peed all over Pablo and punched him over and over again in the face, his beak started to crack. Pablo started to retreat, John Hand Cock was victorious, he got his revenge. Now it was time for him to head home to a nice dinner cooked by his parents.

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