JonTron Diner Incident

From a 2014 4chan post. Appears to be mimicking the infamous "I met [Celebrity] in a grocery store" copypasta. And no, this didn't actually happen, it's just a fictional copypasta.

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I saw JonTron at a diner in New York. I was on vacation up there when I stopped for a little something to drink. I'm not really sure why he was there, and I didn't quite recognize him at first, but I did a quick Google search to make sure I was seeing what I thought I was seeing.

Jon bent over the counter, shouting into this poor girl's face about a coffee he was (or wasn't?) served.

"This is bullshit. You think this is fucking coffee? TASTE IT!" He splashed the scalding hot coffee onto her face, "Tell me if this tastes like something you'd drink, you fucking stupid BITCH." He pulled her hat off her head and poured the rest of his coffee down her hair and she screamed in pain-- which I think is definitely an assault charge-- and walked over to the little sandwich cooler.

He picked up maybe five or six chicken paninis and said, very matter-of-factly, "I'm taking these now."

He sauntered out of the diner, his hands covered in coffee and full of chicken. He did one of those middle school shoulder bumps into me on the way out and said, "Get the fuck out of my way, grommet! ECCCCCHHHHHH!"

All in all, it was a pretty swood day.

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