Jonathan's Rampage

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I woke up at 3:30 AM because of a weird buzzing noise coming from downstairs. When I went downstairs, I saw the TV was somehow on, which is weird because I remember turning it off earlier. At first it was showing pure static, but then it changed to a scene with a man holding a newspaper. This is what he said:

"Hello, folks! Tonight and tonight only, a very special episode is coming up! Don't miss it! First and last chance to see it! Airs at 4:30 AM!"

What was he talking about here? TV shows never came on this late. Also, it was so special, it would never air again? That was very suspicious. I started to play Super Mario 3D Land on my Nintendo 3DS and at 4:30 AM, I was ready to watch whatever this "special episode" was.

However, something was wrong here. There was just a black screen with whispering. Then a test card pattern appeared with a sine wave being the only thing heard. The color bars eventually changed to some kind of title card. It was titled "Jonathan's Rampage" and had Jonathan from the film Hotel Transylvania looking depressed with red eyes and other characters (including Mavis, Dennis, and Dracula) looking at him with scared looks on their faces. The music was a low rumbling noise, like something you'd find in a horror game.

The episode began with a view of Hotel Transylvania. It zoomed into a window, showing Jonathan sitting on a bed. He has a forlorned look on his face and was seemingly crying. This would cut to static at different points. As this happened, his face got sadder and sadder. Eventually, he got up from the bed and sat down at a desk. He picked up a pencil and started to write a note. He was speaking out loud as he wrote:

"Dear friends,

I'm sorry for what I'm about to do to you, but it's for the best. I've been living in a pit of Hell and I would like you to know that it's all your fault.

Drac, my very best friend and father in law, YOU TOOK MY SON DENNIS UP TO THAT FUCKING UNSAFE TOWER SO HE COULD FLY LIKE A REAL VAMPIRE!!!!! MY WIFE MAVIS WAS SO PISSED WHEN SHE FOUND OUT WHAT YOU DID TO DENNIS!!!! JUST FOR THAT, YOU'RE GOING TO SUFFER WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO TO YOU!!!!

MECHAGODZILLA, YOU FUCKING DUMBASS, YOU NEVER TOLD ME ANYTHING ABOUT WHY YOU BECAME A LEADER OF THE TEAM OR WHERE YOU CAME FROM!!!! But in some cases, you did conform me, but that won't save you from what I'm about to do to you....

XENOMORPH QUEEN, YOU FUCKING BITCH, I FUCKING HATE YOU SO MUCH!!!!! YOU ARE SO IN LOVE WITH MECHAGODZILLA AND I'M SUCK AND TIRED OF YOUR SHIT!!!! AND YOU NEVER TAKE ANY CONSIDERATION TO MY FEELINGS!!!! YOU ARE GOING TO SUFFER FROM WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO TO YOU!!!! AND THE REST OF YOU, BE PREPARED!!!!

I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL, AND YOU ARE ALL ASSHOLES!!!!!

SIGNED, JOHNNY!!!!"

I was shocked. What did he mean by "get ready to suffer from what I'm about to do to you"?. He slammed the pencil on the floor and it snapped in half. A picture suddenly appeared on the screen. It was a screenshot of Johnny from the second Hotel Transylvania movie, but his eyes were hyper-realistic and were from a real person's eyes. His pupils were red and his irises were black and began to bleed.

When it went back to the episode, it showed a bunch of characters heading home with Mavis, Dennis, and Dracula. MechaGodzilla and Xenomorph Queen were watching TV when suddenly, Jonathan pops out of nowhere.

"Johnny, what are you doing with those guns?!" MechaGodzilla said.

But Jonathan didn't say anything, and he just shot MechaGodzilla and Xenomorph Queen, splattering their blood everywhere. Then he saw Elsa, Leonardo, Trophy, and Nightmare Bonnie in the kitchen. He shot an RPG into the kitchen through the doorway. Elsa, Leonardo, Trophy, and Nightmare Bonnie were disintegrated by it, blood and guts flying everywhere. He then went around the house killing. He shot Godzilla, Chica, Bonnie, Batman, Hulk, Pen, Freddy, Foxy, Creeper, Pac-Man, and Springtrap. Then he shot Snow Pea, Plushtrap, Jason, Lightbulb, Spiderman, Captain America, Pencil, Thor, Anger, and Alex the Lion. Then he got a pocket knife and stabbed Slenderman, Rodan, Pikachu, Marshmallow, Kraken, Wraith, Behemoth, Meteor Goliath, Yellow Face, Goliath, Nemo, and Mr. Peabody with and then shot Koopa, Nightmare, Paintbrush, Candy, Mangle, Meta Knight, Baymax, Mothra, Slime, SpongeBob, Michelangelo, Bomb, Apple, Tennis Ball, Baseball, Kyle, OJ, and Match.

Jonathan went to the bathroom where Serana was. He pulled out a baseball bat and started hitting her repeatedly. Her bones broke and blood splattered on the bathroom walls. He then got out an axe and struck her with it, nailing her to the toilet. After he did that, he started ripping out her entrails one by one until she was dead. The scene then cut to Jonathan crying over the dead corpses of Mavis, Dennis, and Dracula, all covered in blood.

"I hate you, Satan, you dirty bastard!" he whispered.

Frank, Wayne, Murray, and Griffin came in and when they saw the bloodbath that had happened, they all freaked out. Frank and Murray fainted, Wayne threw up, and Griffin let out a girly scream. Then they called the police and they arrived saying "JONATHAN LOUGHRAN, YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!". They handcuffed him and brought him to jail. The final scene showed Jonathan sitting in an electric chair. It incinerates him to death.

In my shock and fear, I called the police about this. Just in time, they arrived to see what happened. Right when they arrived, it showed a picture of a kid drinking from a water fountain. My brother woke up when he heard the sirens. I told him ALL about the episode, and was shocked to hear that.

The cops said I probably had a bad dream, but I said I didn't. Good thing I recorded the episode, so I showed them that junk. They were shocked at what I showed them. When they left, I couldn't sleep and stayed up all night watching Futurama to get all of that stuff out of my mind.

If you ever see a bumper saying that a very special episode is about to air, I don't want you watching it, or else you will have the same thing happen to you.



Credited to Christopher lubrano 

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