Just Another Lost Simpsons Episode

I'm Harry, and I'm an average 12 year old besides the fact my IQ is 575757575757575757575757575757575757575757575757575757575757575757575757575757575757575. But there was a Simpsons episode.

I got it from some guy on VHS for free. The man smiled and punched me in the stomach. The name of the episode was "A hyper realistic Bart jumped hyper realistically from a hyper realistic airplane while saying 'Eat my hyper realistic shorts.' Then he hits the hyper realistic ground and hyper realistically dies while hyper realistic blood flows out hyper realistically. (This is a lost episode by the way. Do not watch)." Something was off about that title, but I couldn't quite get my figure on it.

That day, I emailed Matt Greoning, creator of the Simpsons. In the email, I said: "Hello Mr. Greoning. I have the lost episode, AKA the doomsday device. If you don't hand over the gold in 2 hours, I will play this episode in front of the entire planet."

So I decided to watch it. I put the VHS in the VHS player that I totally have. The beginning credits were just the same as usual, but lower quality and distorted. Everyone had bloodshot eyes. Also, everyone had red eyes, as if possessed by a daemon. And instead of the usual beginning credits, they just punched each other. And there was no music. Besides that, just normal.

The episode opened with Homer and Moe having a staring contest. When Moe wins, Homer shoots him in the head. Lenny and Carl look in shock, and Barney shoots Homer in the head. Homer died hyper realistically.

The next scene was Homer hyper realistically walking home. You know something's up because he never walks. When he got home, he saw a hyper realistic Marge having sex with Ned Flanders who was, you guessed it, hyper realistic. Homer shot Ned in the head. Ned dies hyper realistically.

"Hi, honey," Homer says. "Hello Homie," replied marge. He shoots her and she dies. In the next scene, all 5 Simpsons are watching the news. Rather than the classic news, Kent Brockman just sat there cynically staring at the viewer. Homer shoots him.

The next day, Homer was at work. At lunch time, he got into a heated argument with Mr. Burns. He got angry about this so he blew up the plant, right then and there.

Then he want to Moe's and Moe got him a beer for $327987369847263941827364. Homer was angry and the price, so drank the beer and killed Moe

The next scene was nothing bust static.

Then, Marge jumps into the ocean. She reached the bottom, where there was Squidward. Then Marge cheated on homer with him. Squidward hyper realistically punched the screen with a hyper realistic fist. There was blood. Then there was Homer. He killed everyone in SpongeBob. Then he got an axe and killed Springfield. Blood flooded the town and Homer drank it all, much to his dismay.

Then there was creepy music and a hyper realistic Homer looked at the viewer hyper realistically. There was a black background and Homer was completely still. At the bottom of the screen, words said Homer is actually a serial killer.

I was scared for a while after that. The scariest thing was how hyper realistic the story was. I was fine until one day when I was cutting vegetables for my dinner salad, there was a toy store. In that toy store, was a doll of Homer with a gun. I freaked out.

Tomorrow, I got shot in the head and died. Nothing happened since, besides Homer was there.

Homer is here now! No, Homer stop!

Attention. This is Homer. I kill you.

Hello Harry.

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