Kidnapped!

I was strolling through old London town, where I live, taking in the scenery. Suddenly I felt the need to take a shit.

I raced to a toilet block that I saw in the distance. When I stepped through the door I was suddenly in a modern room with lights on the floor - like that TRON movie.

A spooky tall humanoid creature approached. She said, "I want to make spooky alien sex with you in order to breed. We shall make a new hybrid human / alien race."

I was so excited by the prospect of kinky alien sex, I forgot about the reason I was here in the first place. My sphincter released its load of explosive diarrhoea all over the modern white floor, the modern white walls and all over the tall humanoid creature.

"What the fuck dude!?", exclaimed the creature. "That's the sixth time this week!"

"Get the fuck out of my place!" With that I was dumped back in the toilet block, covered in my own shame.

It was then I realised I wasn't the first. She said "sixth time this week". She made the mistake of disguising her space ship as a toilet block. Meaning the only people kidnapped were people who needed to go to the toilet

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Credited to teambob 

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