Killing the Oogieloves
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You know which movie I fucking despise? The Oogieloves, it's a stupid movie made by stupid people to be watched by stupid people, for some reason, my friend, Billy, loved it so much, that he changed his name to Billylove! Like a fucking dumbass.
Recently, I haven't heard of Billylove, I went over to his house and what I expected, happened.
In his house was nothing but a single note saying,'Billylove is our new pillow!'
I was so mad, that I could punch a wall, in fact, I did punch a wall! I'll get my revenge on those Oogieloves by killing them!
I went back to my home to get my supplies to kill the Oogieloves! Gertrude the gun, a Bodypillow of Birch Small from My Life Me and a pickle for good measurement.
I got into my awesome car and drove off to where the Oogieloves lived.
When I arrived, I saw their stupid house, it was so stupid, that I can't describe how stupid it was in this story!
I knocked on their door, Goobie opened it and said, Hey! You must be an Oogielove superfan!
I pointed Gertrude the gun at him, No, I'm here to get my revenge on my friend, Billylove!
Goobie responded, Billylove? You mean our new pillow?
'Yeah! Him, get some new glasses' Said I, I shot Goobie in the chest 21 times, very slowly.
I them got out my pickle and shoved it up his ass, Goobie them pissed all over the ground before dying of death, I got the pickle out his butt and renamed it too Shit-Pickle
I entered their house, I saw Zoozie & Toofie talking to Billylove, who was sitting on Schluffy's old chair.
So, how's your life here? Said Zoozie.
It's going great Said Billylove.
Well, I think your lives are going to end! Said I.
What? Who are you? Said Zoozie, I them shoved the shitpickle up her mouth, Zoozie them started to choke on it.
Man, I haven't seen action this great since that scene in Shrek Said Ruffy.
Shut up! Said I, really wanting to make Ruffy into fish and chips.
I picked up Zoozie and walked to the kitchen table with her, I them got my cleaver and chopped her into little pieces, I them put those pieces in a blender to make some delicious Zoozie smoothies.
Toofie, clearly getting an erection from this, pulled down his pants.
Goofy Toofie! Pick up your pants! Said I, Toofie them picked up his pants.
Oh thanks mister Said Toofie.
Well, you won't be thanking me after this moment Said I.
I picked up Ruffy's fish bowl, turned it upside down and slammed it into Toofie's head.
Oh cool, I got another friend here Said Ruffy, to make sure both are dead, I slammed Windy Window through them, I them saw J. Edgar.
Hey! What are you doing? Said J. Edgar.
I picked up Toofie and slammed it into J. Edgar, J. Edgar exploded with only nuts & bolts left of him, I picked up Billylove as I placed an atomic bomb inside the house.
And there we go! Said I, looking at the explosion.
I them married Billylove and had 6 kids with him.
The End
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