Kirby's Nightmareland

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Author's note: Hey guys, just so you know this is my own creepy pasta, you won't find this on any other website.



A stage in Kirby's Nightmare Land

You might not know this but I like Kirby a lot and I still do to this very day. I have always appreciated his cute look and fun games. But there was a day that everything changed. I was sitting in my room, Watching Kirby Right Back at Ya, I was on the 76th episode, until there was knocking on my door. Something arrived on my front door. I paused my episode to see what it was, a game cartridge arrived. It had no front cover, just a small paper attached to it with pen writing saying, "Kirby's Nightmare Land". I was confused and curious at the same time. I wondered, "What kind of name is Kirby's Nightmare Land". But I decided to play it. I thought, "What could go wrong, this couldn't be that bad", because as I said earlier. Kirby is cute, so how could he be living in a so-called "Nightmare land". I found that answer when I played through the whole game. I didn't have a regular Game Boy. I only had a Super Game Boy (you know, that add-on for your Super Nintendo that allowed you to play your favorite Game Boy games in color). So I injected the cartridge into my Super Gameboy, Injected the Super Game Boy into the Super Nintendo, then booted on the Super Nintendo. The first thing I saw was the Kirby's Dream Land title screen and I was like, "awesome" cause remember, I like Kirby. When I pressed the start button, it showed the typical stage beginning animation. I had Kirby go through the stage, no enemies were seen, except a little waddle dee in the middle of the stage, as I had Kirby inhale the enemy, the music got slower and slower till it eventually stopped, then the waddle dee got inhaled and a cutscene played, It showed the waddle dee falling into Kirby's stomach. I could see how desperate that waddle dee was, and then another thing happened after that cutscene, the sky turned black, the grass and leaves turned orange. there was blood coded on a hill, but Kirby looked perfectly normal. I had Kirby continue until Kirby closed his eyes, It wasn't till I saw good ol' King Dedede, he looked suspicious and walked up to Kirby, Kirby then opened his eyes and showed something horrifying, his eyes were black with two glowing red dots starring at King Dedede and very sharp fangs. then he inhaled King Dedede, The same cutscene played, but with King Dedede falling into Kirby's stomach, and then, Kirby went to another level, It is the Halberd of course, except it, soared the red cloudy sky from Stardust Speedway's Bad Future from Sonic CD, except it had been lowered in resolution. I had Kirby transverse through the ship. I suddenly saw Meta Knight point his sword at Kirby, of course like any brave warrior, Meta Knight was not afraid of Kirby's scary look (or at least tried not to be), and then I had Kirby inhale Meta Knight, and then, the same cutscene, but with Meta Knight falling into Kirby's stomach. Then Kirby entered another level, It was King Dedede's castle, but it was dark and the walls had bloodstains, through the castle I could see the clouds from the final battle of Kirby's Dreamland 3, but there was black under it. everyone in the castle hid in fear, then I had Kirby inhale them and, another cutscene, with Kirby standing on top of Dedede's castle, with that creepy look, and he inhaled every citizen of Dream Land. No one could escape Kirby's tornado that leads to his mouth, not even Wispy Woods, Not even Dina Blade. and then, once everyone was swallowed, Kirby stopped and stretched out his smile, and then, another cutscene played, It showed everyone in Kirby's stomach, they go so crazy that they were eventually condemned to suicide, King Dedede swung his hammer at his face, Meta Knight stabbed himself to death and so on, and then I realized, This Kirby was not the cute and cheery pink puffball like I knew him to be, this Kirby was a monster, a pure evil, sadistic, all-powerful, dangerous monster. He smiles at the pain he gives to his victims, he swallows and tortures his prey, and if there is nothing else he can do, he will drive them to suicide. He will just inhale you in his mouth and play with you, like his little toy. This Kirby is the very embodiment of evil, and his game is just a gateway to his world, where he plays with you. Like his toy. I ejected the cartridge from my Super Game Boy, lit up the firepit, and tossed the cartridge into the firepit, the plastic melted and so did the computer inside the cartridge. The demon screamed and it was all over. The demon inside the cartridge was finally destroyed. Now I can go back to watching Kirby Right Back at Ya.



Written by Goboy89
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