Kirby's Suicide: The Haunted Journal

April 1st, 20XX

I'm going to kill myself tomorrow for no reason whatsoever other than to re-enact all of those shitty creepypastas that that were written while the author thought that something's automattically scary if something commits sucide, I just think it's the best for this fourth-wall breaking satire.

April 2nd, 20XX

Okay, guys, Even though Dream Land is a very happy place to live and there is no reason to create a hyper-realistic mess inside my own house, I'm going to commit suicide just for the shock value.

April 3rd, 20XX

That's it. Tommorow, I'm going to kill myself and I'm going to say that nobody will care about it even though I am one of the most celebrated heroes in Dream Land just to be dramatic in this journal. Are you wondering why I am dedicating an entire journal just to these notes?

UPDATE: Crap, I've posted these notes on the Creepypasta Wiki and the administators have deleted it, they're telling me that the reason they deleted this is because of the trollpasta-ish nature of this. I wonder why they don't understand the seriousness of my depression and near suicide.

April 4th, 20XX

(There are bloody stains here, I can tell that something horrible happened while this was still open)

That's it, I'm going to kill myself today, and there's no going back. Go forward, go forward, go forward go forward go forward go forward GO FORWARD GO FORWARD GO FORWARD GO FORWARD GO FORWARD GO FORWARD GO FORWARD GO FORWARD JUST DO IT YOU MISERABLE MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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