Kirby.RR

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EVERYTHING YOU READ HERE IS TRUE



So im a big kirby fan. I also make creepypastas, but they are all rejected. I am hiding out, waiting for a way to destroy this monster, but for now, lets start over. I have every kirby game, and when kirby and the forgoton land was announced, i went crazy. I kept on pestering nintendo to let me beta test it, but litte did i know they had been hacked, to this day, we dont know who.

One day, they finaly said yes so i was very happy.

(4-8 days later)

It is finaly here!! The boxes return label is scratched off, and i opened the box, and ther was the game case, but it was black, and had only the word "beta" written on it. I opened it up, and there was a note, i was planning to read it after playing some, and the cartridge, what has no lable, and looked deeply damaged, i hoped it still worked.

I put it in my switch and was praying for it to work, and a warning poped up on it that said, "suspisious cartridge detected, install anyways?" I said yes, and a new icon poped up on it that was just black, and labled "KIRBY.RR" i thoght it was just a beta thing so i contenued opening the game, and i did and what the start screen looked like was a forrest with a green banner over it saying "Kirby and the forgoton land, press + to start" with a smiling kirby on it, i started the game and for a second, the forrest was on fire, the banner was red, and kirby has red dripping eyes, WITH A DEAD, BLEEDING WADDEL DEE NEXT TO HIM!!! I shrugged it off as an easter egg, and contenued. There was a file select screen so i started file one, it showed kirby washing up on the shore of the forgotton island, and after that he looked very mad. I gained controll of him and i walked around untill i found an enemy, i inhaled it, and i heard a scream, and kirby spat out blood!!

I powered off my switch and just sat there wondering what the actual frick this was. I thoght maybe nintendo was trying to get at me for spam mailing them untill they sent it. I powered it back on and kirby faced the screen and a text bubbel showed up next to him and it said, "THEIR IS NO ESCAPE, TRY AGAIN AND YOU WILL FEEL TRUE PAIN" and i said "what the heck is this?!?!" And suddenly kirby answered "your worst mightmare" while creepily smiling at me

I had to contenue. Every enemy i inhaled, he looked more cursed. When i inhaled the tenth enemy, the forest caught on fire, and it looked just like the title screen, and he lunged at the screen, and the switch caught on fire, i threw it out my window, and i heard in a creepy voice "your next" behind me.

i checked what it was, and i saw a clay kirby doll behind me.

i ran out my door, Just before i grabbed the note that came with the cartridge, and i ran for six miles untill i found a place to hide out, and read the note, it read

"Dear buyer, it is to late for me, he has most likely found me by now but you must destroy the cartridge, the only way is with fire, do not try any other way or you will release something even worse. You are my last chance. If you put it in a switch, he will hunt you, you must remain hiding for at least a year, or find a way to destroy him from the begining, lots of regrets

Chad"

i could not beleive this note. I must destroy him no matter what. This is not the end. Even if it takes years i will destroy this evil

To be contenued in part 2



Written by Sussy man
Content is available under CC BY-SA

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