Kitchen Nightmares

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Did you know that the violin noise made whenever Gordon Ramsay is intensely aggravated and shocked isn't edited in? Gordon Ramsay literally makes that noise himself. He just does that. Like a fucked up mating call from a bird, except he is angry and a Scottish man. Although he may use it as a mating call as well. He probably does.

As a matter of fact the producers have asked him to tone it down on several occasions, but he just starts making more violin noises at them until they are fearful and give up. It is theorized that he makes this noise on American television and not shows that he is on in the UK because he is intentionally trying to make as many Americans suffer as possible. Or mate with them. Probably both.

It is also confirmed that he wears a wig and underneath a French rat is always on top of his head in secret. This isn't a Ratatououlliee reference by the way. It doesn't control his body such as how Sasori would his puppets for example (where PIXAR drew inspiration for Ratatouououlllree). Nor does the rat help him cook in any way to our knowledge. It actually obstructs the cooking process significantly. He just demands that a French rat be hidden on his head at all times.

If a rat that isn't French is provided he will somehow instantly know and start screaming incoherently at everyone on set until a French rat is brought to him. Sometimes he even asks for a smaller French rat to be placed on the larger French rat before being placed on his head. When asked why he does this he just aggressively makes violin noises until the inquiring party gives up.



Credited to FuckYeahPhotography 

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