Kool-Aid Man Berlin Wall Incident

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Due to climate change, the cold war had become the cool war, and tensions between the USSR and the US had begun to soften, however, there was still one place where tensions were high, this was in the city of Berlin, where the western half had been walled in decades ago by bob the builder to limit the influence of dental insurance. But due to the high cost of maintaining the wall this put east Berlin in the red, keeping bob the builder in middle management in the Soviet political hierarchy. Frustrated by the fact he wasn't getting a promotion for decades, bob the builder ruled east Berlin with an iron fist. However, Ronald Reagan knew that to beat the USSR, he had to break the wall, to do this he decided to enlist the help of the mongols, history's greatest wall destroiers, but since the mongols were communist at the time, regan chose the next best thing. However, in the 70's, Kool aid man had fallen on though times. They struck a deal, regan would pardon koolaid man's 56 destruction of property fellony charges and expand the just say no campaign to include joining cults, in return the koolaid man would tear down the Berlin wall. In the summer of 87' Reagan visited the wall and delivered one of the most consequencial speeches of the modern era

"Mr. Bob the builder, tear down this wall"

Koolaid man then burst through the Berlin wall that divided the once unified city, shouting one final oh yeah before being shot down.

His death, although tragic, would shock Germany into taking down the wall just two years later

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