Krusty Krab after Dark

June 6th, 1966

About four months ago, the show Spongebob Squarepants released on Nickelodeon. I watch it with my little brother Kyle. He is 29, and I'm 35. Yesterday, I received a package on my doorstep. It was strange considering that I did not order a package. However, it's possible that my parents did. I brought the package inside and opened it with a knife. The package contained a blank DVD case with a blank disk and a note, saying I hope you find it enjoyable. I was eager to show my brother. I ran with the blank DVD upstairs to show my brother. I entered the room, and without saying, I popped in the DVD.

The menu didn't have a "Play All" function. There was only a "Episode Selection" function.

They're was only five episodes

"Help Wanted", "Tea At The Treedome", "Bubblestand", "Spongebob: A Tale About Nonsense", And "Krusty Krab After Dark"

The first three episodes were the same. But "Reef Blower: Full Cut", And "KKAD", were not the same.

"Spongebob: A Tale About Nonsense" 

This episode stated off with Squidward playing his clarinet. He hears Spongebob laughing and yells at him. He didn't talk, he just yelled. I wasn't surprised that he didn't talk, because Reef Blower was a non talking episode to begin with, but the fact that he yelled so loud, gave my brother and I goosebumps. The episode then changed to spongebob crying "realistically" on his bed for about a minute. The he started writing and narrating. He said "Why does Squidward hate me. Why can't I do anything right! Why must I keep living like this"! He then put the pencil down. Spongebob went into his closet, pulled out a 12 Gauge Rifle, put it to his head, and said "What world is real with no god", and pulled the trigger. The gunfire was loud. My TV was at 13/100 volume. It sounded like 66/100 volume. The episode ended with the quote from spongebob in red, fade to black.

KKAD or "Krusty Krab After Dark" 

KKAD started with Mr. Krabs walking up to the krusty krab entrance. He had a grin on his face, a very sinister grin on his face. He opened the unlocked door and went inside. There was no windows, tables, or anything. There was some weird noises going on in the kitchen. When Mr. Krabs Went to go check, he saw Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, Sandy, Plankton, Mrs. Puff, Pearl, Larry the Lobster, and even Gary, circling a pentagram. Spongebob looked at Mr. Krabs. He said, "Just in time". A force threw Mr. Krabs in the middle of the pentagram. His wrists, arms, legs, and ankles were welded on. Mr. Krab's organs started squirming out of his orifices by an invisible force was immediately bursted into flames. Squidward said, "I guess were having Krab for dinner".

Mr. Krabs was screaming for 25 seconds.

My brother started screaming too when a still of Mr. Krab's face was shown in hyper realistic style. Blood, gore, brain, and skull was shown.

The disc flopped out of the DVD player. I calmed my brother down and ran to the phone to call Nickelodeon Studios. Weirdly, I live three blocks away from Nickelodeon Studios. I wanted to chat with Stephen Hillenburg about this shit. I called them and scheduled an appointment with him.

The Cold Truth (Septombar 4th, 1989) 

Q & A WITH Stephen Hillenburg.

Me: Who created KKAD?

Steven: Me and a couple of friends.

Me: Why did you create it?

Steven: Wait, how did you get it?

Me: Answer the question.

Steven: Because I W4354ted To Scare My Friends!!!!

Mii: Who?

Steven: Alen Smart, and Tim Hill.

Me: Who Was The Animation Director?

Steven: Alen Smart!

Me: What Was KKAD About?!

Steven: Satanic Rituals Preformed By Characters of Spongebob Squarepants!!

Me: What?

Satan: Satanic Rituals Preformed By Characters of Spongebob Squarepants!!

Me: Wow..... Just Wow!

Steven: It Was Only Of An Idea Of Mine. I Didn't Approve It.

Me: May I join your cult?

Steven: Come my dear.

*END OF Q & A*

Update: January 30th, 2015 

Hey, I'm Kyle. I'm 64 Years Old. You don't know where I am right now, but just know that I am now part of His cult and a faithful follower. My Brother Jacob Made This Blog. Unfortunately, he passed away yesterday.

I Will Delete This Blog When I Have a Time.

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