Kuroshitsuji: Book of the Atlantic Leaked Script

A Brief Explanation

So I was an intern at A-1 Pictures working on the new Kuroshitsuji movie. The following is a piece of the script that I managed to salvage and smuggle out of the building following a tragic blender accident. So get hyped because everyone's favorite absolutely fabulous nobleman and sexy demon butler combo is back!

Completely Accurate Translation I Swear

[The scene starts in Ciel's study with Sebastian entering through the door]

Sebastian: Master, I'm sorry to interrupt you but Lady Elizabeth will be arriving at noon.

[Ciel sighs and face palms]

Ciel: Why do I have to keep pretending like I'm actually going to marry Elizabeth, everyone knows that you and I are the one true couple here.

Sebastian: That my be true, but you still have to spend time with her.

[Sebastian begins to pour tea as the camera pans towards a dark corner of the room. A shape emerges from the shadows, revealing itself to be Sonic Exe]

Sonic Exe: I'm sorry to barge in like this, but Ciel and I need to have a little chat.

[Ciel gives a quick glance towards Sonic Exe looking unimpressed before staring back at his tea]

Ciel: Oh it's you, how's Trollpasta been treating you?

Sonic Exe: Sh-Shut up! You and I are going to play hide and seek right now!

Ciel: Sebastian, this is an order. Show this wannabe demon how we deal with fakers!

Sebastian: Yes, my lord.

(The rest of the script is too badly burnt to be read.)

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