Lavender's Soothing Tunes

Hello, everyone. My name is Shane, and I've been an avid Pokémon fan ever since I was born. So, obviously the Lavender Town syndrome would peak my interest. I've heard that this game causes nightmares, headaches, and a whole bunch of other things, and I think it's total bullshit. I'll prove it.

Every day, for the next several weeks, I will listen to the Lavender Town music through headphones for one straight hour. I'll use this document to record my findings.

October 18th

Nothing odd so far. My ears are starting to ring, though. Not pleasant, but I'm sure not getting any headaches.

October 19th

Okay, now the ringing's starting to get louder. I think I should switch headphones.

October 20st

Oh God, that's so much better. I'm not getting the ringing anymore.

October 21nd

My ears are starting to become numb. What the hell is going on?

October 22rd

After four days, I still haven't experienced any headaches or nightmares. My ears aren't numb either.

October 23th

I fell down the stairs at school, and felt nothing. Really, I just walked away with not a scratch on me, and these are marble stairs. What's going on...

October 24th

The music soothes me now. It's so comforting, so unforgettable. It's probably my favorite song now. I love this.

October 25th

I think tomorrow I'll take a break from listening, see if it causes anything. Nothing's happened so far.

October 26th

My computer started playing it out of the blue, around the same time I always play it, around when I get home from school. Might as well listen to it.

October 26th (Night)

I can't fall asleep. All I wanna do is listen to my song... to my babies.... Sing me to sleep.

October 27th

I didn't go to school today. As far as my parents know, I left the house with my backpack, but I had hid my laptop with the .mp3 on it and ran to the woods. I listened to it until school was let out. I went home and continued listening.

October 28th

The song has become my tool for arousal. Now every time I listen to it, I get an erection, and won't go down until I stop listening. It never goes down.

October 29th

My mom started asking me questions about why I had skipped school two days in a row. I didn't know what to say, but my masters did.

Kill her.

October 30th

Tomorrow's the night, the masters said. Time for me to wreak havoc, they told me through the luscious music that has since shown me the light, showing me of what they plan is what I have to do. I even started last night, by stealing a kid from the house behind us and tying him up in my basement. He used to scream a lot, but then they told me that if I sliced his neck, he would silence. The time is now. Let's have some fun.

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