Libs From Outer Space

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Last night a very bright shooting star lit up my room followed by a crash. Scared, I ran the few centimeters between my door and the other side of town only to find the most strange creature ever. Whatever came out of that spaceship knew how to speak English, but, the only words out of its mouth were "Free Market", "Human Nature", "Taxation is theft", "Corporations will regulate themselves" and "Get me Sam Seder on the phone, I'll show him what's what"

I thought to myself: " My god! Could this be a Libertarian?!"

Tune in next week to see Rock Hudson star as Detective Jiminy Crockett as he follows the Red Menace in their quest to find "Small Goverment" and "Traditional Family Values". Only on the Columbia Broadcasting System.



Credited to quebec348 

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