Link Trolls In The Bathroom

Boredom, Boredom, BOREDOM!!! We were so bored, so we started making jokes about Zelda, it inspired what might me our best parody yet!

The Abusive Boyfriend

One day Link came home and saw that Zelda was sick with the stomach flu and didn't cook dinner for him. Link had been drinking and partying all day, and was on a bad hangover. Link kicks down the door and screams "WAAAAAH!!!" he slashes his sword at the wall and staggers toward Zelda. Zelda was extremely sick, and was coughing up blood. Zelda very softly says "Hey babe, I'm so happy to see you. Did you get my antibiotics?" Link slaps her and says "GET IT YOURSELF! YOU'RE SO LAZY, I HATE YOU, I HATE YOU!!!" Link kicks the couch over and Zelda falls onto the floor. Zelda screams "OWWW!" Then Link's fairy appears and attempts to heal Zelda. Link gets a flyswatter and slaps the fairy, but he misses and hits Zelda in the head. The fairy says "Hey, look, listen?" Link as drunk as he was, starts swatting at the fairy, but passes out. Link wakes up a couple hours later, and realizes that Zelda isn't there anymore. Link calls 911 and tells them that his girlfriend was missing. The police arrive and search the entire town for Zelda, when all along Zelda was in the shower. The police ask Link "Have you been drinking, sir?" Link replies "NOOO, I HAVEEN'T BEAN D-D-DRINKING ALCHAMAHOL!" The police believe him and leave the house. Link goes up to the bathroom with an iPhone on recording. Zelda asks "What are you doing?" Link tells her he just had to pee, Link records Zelda in the shower, and posts the whole shower video on YouTube, and also made it able to buy on Ebay for 2 rubies and 2 diamonds. Afterword, Zelda in still in the shower cause she shower 5 hours a day singing numa-numa for 5 hours straight. Zelda sees Link recording her and jumps up pulls out the curtains and screams "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?!" Zelda says "Mind your own business Link!" Link gets mad and throws the cam-corder at Zelda and yells "YOU DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT WOMAN!" and kicks Zelda back into the curtains. Zelda it covered in the curtains and screams "I CAN'T BREATHE!!!" Link picks her up, busts out the window, and throws Zelda out the window still naked and records it on his spare iPhone. Link takes a rock and throws it at Zelda. Zelda calls the cops and Link is arrested.

The Rise Of GannonDork

Soon after, GannonDork and his minions show up and kidnap Zelda. Once Zelda is taken away she cries for Link. Luckily, Zelda had her Justin Bieber cell phone with her and calls 911. The cops come and confront GannonDork. Zelda says "YAY! are we going to have a long and epic battle?" One of the cops say "NOPE!" and he pulls out a shotgun and shoots GannonDork. Zelda went home and Link died in prison of liver failure. They all lived happily ever after... THE END!

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