Lion King Ass Edition

So a few weeks ago, I was looking for the lion king to watch and jack off to. I just couldn't find it, though. No one had it.

Until I found something called YALE SARD. I found a disc of the lion king there. I got it for free because it makes your schlong disappear if you play it.

A creepy old man with a beard shaped like a schlong was there but i thought it was a glitch in my brain or something because he said 'lol xd so random' even though it wasn't funny.

I put it into my TV and it started. It said DA LION KING ASS ADDITION instead of what it should say. and the singer instead of singin african shit sang DEEEEEATH PEE PAPAYA, GONNA EAT UR FACE

it spooked me out! The monk diddy mcmonkey threw baby Simba off of the cliff, and he got eaten with bleeding bloodz everywhere. It was realistic and goff.

Then Scar threw everyone into a pit of lava. When Simba's dad fell off the cliff Scar saved him and then committed suicide.

Simba was ded so Mufasa went to Nala and ate her. Then, he turned into a giant god thing, and ate the whole earth, then all the planets and threw up all over the sun.

But Simba came back to life and lived on da moon. He turned the moon red because there was too much bleeding bloods that was hyper-realistic.

then he saw his mom blazing it and said 'MOM ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH, BITCH?' but his mom was DEEEEEEAD.

So his butt fell off and he admired it until he died from lack of oxygen the end.

I remembered what happened after the ending. I felt a big bulge in mah pants. I went to the bathroom to check it out.

My schlong had fallen off. then it fell out of my pants...

after that, i used it as a really good dildo. Then i found out I was gay. 

I decided to watch the movie again. This time, it was a slideshow of cat butts.

then, I went to the bathroom again. Now I had two gigantic schlongs with fur. 

Y E S

the end

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Credited to Bonnie-rabbit 

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