Liposuction Noob (SuperNoobs Lost Episode)

SuperNoobs is a Canadian animated comedy television series produced by DHX Media, now known as WildBrain, for Cartoon Network and Teletoon. It was created by Scott Fellows, who also created Johnny Test, Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, Big Time Rush, and 100 Things to Do Before High School. The series follows four childhood friends as they navigate middle school while fighting the Virus, which is infecting life on Earth. It premiered on Cartoon Network in the United Kingdom and Ireland on November 2, 2015. The premise is that after receiving the power of the Battle Balls from the aliens Memnock and Zenblock, 12-year-old best friends Tyler, Kevin, Shope, and Theodore must not only survive middle school, but also fight against the Virus, which is infecting life on Earth and threatens to destroy the universe. I liked the show so much, because not only it has funny jokes and epic fight scenes in episodes like "The Noob Kids On The Block", it's also because the characters are Peter Griffin levels of funny. I actually think that some of the characters are funnier than Peter. I still like the show to this day, even if there was a disturbing lost episode to it.

The incident was long ago and was from March 2017, and my memory is fading away, but I will try my best to recreate it. I was just sitting on my couch and watching Cartoon Network. I was just finished watching an episode of Regular Show. But then, SuperNoobs was up next. A rerun of "Super Noob Super Cup Redux" was airing. I was jumping for joy, because that was my favorite SuperNoobs episode. I was finished watching my favorite episode, and I turned off my TV and went online on my laptop for SuperNoobs merch, but I found none, which was very sad. But then, I decided to go shopping in the mall to make me feel better. I got in my car, and drove off to the mall.

I was finished shopping for snacks, toys and clothes, but I got to my car with my stuff and drove off to the Dollar Store. I went inside and found nothing that would catch my eye, however, something did. I found a real SuperNoobs DVD! I was jumping up and down for joy! But, however, the case weirded me out in the slightest bit. The case was the SuperNoobs poster, but everyone had black eyes. Under the logo, there were the words "LIPOSUCTION NOOB" written with a red pen. Nonetheless, I bought the DVD, and it was only $1. I took the DVD and drove home. When I got home, I took the Disc out of the DVD case, and I noticed that the DVD was covered in sperm. "WHAT THE FUCK?" I yelled. I put the Disc in my laptop, grabbed my Doritos, and began watching.

The DVD started off with the SuperNoobs logo in a black background. White text popped up, saying "in..." in lowercase letters. The screen faded to the title of the episode in white text, which was "Liposuction Noob". I was shocked by this. Why would a Cartoon Network show talk about liposuction surgery? The screen faded to the SuperNoobs walking in a school hallway and talking, but I noticed A LOT of mistakes in this scene. The school hallway (and every background in this episode) was actually real! The SuperNoobs were different too. Tyler was the most different, he had red jeans and brown boots, his sweater had long sleeves, he did not have a white shirt underneath, one of his sleeves was torn, he had a gunshot wound in his stomach, he had messy hair, and he had a unibrow. Shope had dark brown hair and she was wearing a pink dress. Kevin was now a complete emo, it was also mentioned in the episode that he was depressed. And Roach was surprisingly unchanged! But Mem and Zem were nowhere to be seen. Also, the characters talked in weird TTS voices, and the animation was lazy and choppy, it looked like if Ale McHaddo made this episode. Here is what the characters spoke:

Tyler: "So guys, what do you want to do today?"

Shope: "Maybe we should study science, so that Mr. Wertz doesn't try to brutally murder us again?"

Kevin: "I would rather go to the insane asylum. I'm depressed."

Roach: "Well what do we do then?"

Tyler: "I want liposuction surgery."

Shope, Kevin, Roach: "WHAT? WHY WOULD YOU WANT LIPOSUCTION SURGERY?"

Tyler: "I want liposuction surgery, because I want to be skinnier than before! I want to be the skinniest in the whole school! So take me to a hospital!"

Shope: "No way, Tyler!"

Suddenly, Tyler faced the camera. His eyes turned red, his mouth was long and was open wide and blood was leaking, and he roared a Godzilla roar. His roar was so loud that I jumped out of my bed. I got up and kept watching, Shope said: "Okay okay! We will take you to a hospital! Just don't hurt us!" Tyler then became normal again. Mr. Wertz walked up to the noobs and said: "No need for a hospital, follow me to my lab and we will give Tyler the surgery!" The noobs followed Mr. Wertz without saying a word. It cuts to the noobs and Mr. Wertz inside a real laboratory. Tyler was sleeping on a bed with a liposuction machine next to him, Shope and Kevin were smoking crack, Roach was playing GTA 5, and Mr. Wertz was waiting for the surgery to be done. The screen zooms on to roach, who was playing GTA 5, but he got wasted. Roach then began to rage quit, he threw his PS3 at Tyler, causing his face to be fractured and was bleeding. Hyper-Realistic blood was coming out of his fractured face.

Mr. Wertz screamed: "ROACH! ARE YOU INSANE? WHY DID YOU RUIN THE SURGERY?" Roach was crying, and then he said "I didn't mean to kill Tyler!" But Mr. Wertz had none of it. He grabbed Roach by the neck, and slammed him against the wall 10 times. He slammed Roach so hard that there was a hole in the wall. Mr. Wertz threw Roach out of the hole, and Roach fell out of the school, and he landed on the road. A giant truck ran over Roach, killing him. Blood and brain matter spread everywhere. Kevin then stopped smoking. He looked up to the camera: "What the hell was that?" Mr. Wertz was wiping the blood off from Tyler. He said: "Oh, it's nothing Emo Crys wannabe! Go back to doing drugs or whatever you depressants do nowadays." Then, the surgery was finally done, and Mr. Wertz threw the liposuction machine out of the window, and it landed on Roach's dead body.

Tyler woke up, he took off his sweater, got up from his bed, and revealed himself to everyone. HE WAS DISGUSTING! His face spilt in half, he had a thin torso, he had thin limbs, and his nose was broken. Disgusting "splat!" sounds played every time he moved. Tyler said: "So guys, how do I look?" Shope said: "No offense, but you look very ugly." Suddenly, he had the same red eyes and long mouth from before. He pulled out a shotgun and pointed it to Shope's mouth. He pulled the trigger, and Shope's head exploded with blood and brain matter flying everywhere. Mr. Wertz then said in a demonic voice: "That's right! I infected Tyler with a deadly virus that will never be solved!" Then, his head exploded into a million pieces, because Tyler shot him off-screen.

Kevin had enough of Tyler's BS. He activated his powerball that for whatever reason looked like a memory orb from Inside Out. He turned into a superhero, and he shapeshifted into rhino, so he can attack Tyler. But Tyler pulled out a dynamite, he shoved it up Kevin's ass, and Kevin exploded. Blood and organs went everywhere. Tyler then pulled out an AK-47, and he decided to shoot everyone in the entire school, and there were no survivors left. Then it cuts to a black and white distorted image of Kevin in his superhero form. His skin was all black and he had gigantic white eyes. He whispered: "YOU WILL GO INSANE IN 2015." The image then fades into a black screen with red text saying: "This episode was made in December 2013." Noedolekcin music began playing in the background. Then the episode ended. I was shocked and scared from this episode. Is this how you create a pilot for one of my all time favorite shows? I took the DVD out of the laptop, and I decided to leave it on the side of the road, leaving it to get run over by cars. I stopped watching SuperNoobs for a while, and soon I forgot about it, and decided to watch the show again.

If you find an episode of SuperNoobs called "Liposuction Noob", NEVER WATCH THIS EPISODE! I consider this a reminder.

Thank you for reading this story, and I hope you have a great day.

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