Lord Of The Farts

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Long years ago, about a week, lived in New York city weird creatures. They called themselves Fartoenes. Fartoenes had big butt, that could make farts that we in this times can't. They didn't even have body, all they had was legs, arms and head on back of theyir big butt. In theyr butt was warm hair, that saved them from cold weathers. Fartoenes were powerful, some could fart even a house miles away. The story about one Fartoene, named Foodo. He was adopted by Boobo. Foodo was friends with Gangalf, a powerful wizard. Gangalf wasn't Fartoene, he was just a homeless human. Thought he isn't Fartoene, he loves fartworks very much. Every christmas he comes to Fartoene city, and farts fartworks. The music is beatiful, but he isn't a Fartoene, so it can't kill anyone. Once a Fartoene kid farted, and it killed its dad and mom. The Fartoene kid was Foodo. He is still sad about this, but he farts when hes sad very much. Foodo loved food very much, and Boobo- ... Er.... You know...

Once, when Boobo was turning 2 years(old), there was a big party. Foodo was only 2 months old(adult). All Fartoenes had big disco. They also invited Honey Boo Boo and her mom. The singer was Justin Bieber, so every Fartoenes died. Only Fartoenes that were remaining were Foodo and Boobo. Boobo, then dissappeared. He had a magic shit, when he will give the shit into his butt, he will be invisible. Foodo was looking where his father is. Then One Direction came, and killed Honey Boo Boo and her mom. Foodo then eated Honey Boo Boo because he loved honey. He then maked ear-piercing fart, that killed Justin and One Direction. Later, as Foodo found out, Gangalf wanted something from him. Gangalf gave Foodo the magic shit. Gangalf sayid "Foodo, do you see anything writed on this shit?". Food sayd "Yeah... Made in China". Gangalf then screamed "NOT THIS ONE! THE OTHER TEXT!!". "Erm... Made by Justin Bieber." Gangalf smiled " Do you know what this shit can do?" "No..." Replyed Foodo. "When you out it in your butt, you become invisible. But use it wisely! It can make from your brain little shit." Foodo then was going to adventure with Shitin' and Jam. They were going into peaceful forest. Later they found Lego. Lego was Shitelf. Shitelves are known for excellent shits. Shitelves have big ears like rabbit, and also have rabbit teeth. Shitelves had long hair, and always weared makeup. There were no Shitelf male in the world. Every shitelf had giant breasts and giant butt. Lego was one of the sexyer shitelves. Foodo, Jam and Shitin' liked when Lego was going first, because of her giant butt. They were looking on her butt that much, that it hipnotized them. When they were out of that forest, they saw Uglyiurm. Uglyiurm was ugly. They killed Uglyirurm using theyr fart.

After 10000 years, they found tower of Moron. At top of tower of Moron was Shitsaurus's eye. It was ugly. Foodo, Jam , Shitin' and Lego farted all at once. Then the world ended. It was year 2012, and I don't care that now is year 2014.



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