Loud Dick Noises

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Whenever I take my pants off in my apartment my dick comes crashing down onto the floor and makes a loud banging noise that has been upsetting my down stairs neighbors. I've received several notices on my door and I fear I might get evicted. I've tried taking my pants off near my king sized bed and letting my cock fall onto that but my cock usually smacks the head board into the wall and damages the drywall. I don't know what to do.

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