Lucid Dreaming

>Read a thread on a ritual that supposedly allows you to lucid dream
>Attempt it
>It actually works
>I can lucid dream
>All I have to do is say something and it happens
>If I say "I can fly", I can fly
>If I were to say "I used to be President", I immediately flashback to my time in office
>Other characters appear in my dream
>They start having flashbacks of their own
>I can't control them
>I have to stick to the script until their flashbacks are over
>Peter Griffin is a character in my dreams
>I have no power over him
>Every time he has a flashback I'm forced to play along
>Every night I'm trapped in an episode of Family Guy
>Become terrified of sleeping
>Eventually my body caves and I fall asleep
>Every night I'm subjected to a hellscape of pop culture references and poop jokes

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