MINECRAFT EVIL
Hi
Once there was this kid named Steve he was go to the market. He worked hard in the field. Man appeared said "Heil good son I am the evil nazi man and i think u deserve the death pemalty because u don't have good eyes don't u agree?" Steve had an existential crisis and revealed an evil dagger and kiled the nazi man and dead.
My teacher told me that story but I didn't beleif it and he said I was dead to him because I thot his story was made up. My friend said he was sure it was a troll and we went home to play the pokemon trading card game.
Next day there was a new bully kid at school he was obsessed with computer games with blocks and so me and my frend wouldn't let him sit with us at the lunch table. he got real triggered and gave us a floppy disc. we took it home and it had disgusting insect pornography on it it made us sick so we reported him to the metal institution but they said they could not help us cause his name was 'Patrington' and he was probably not Patrixx and they put us in the witness protection program.
We was become omish and was move to virginiasylvania but there was an evil woman who showed us her ankle and we where scandalized. she then gave birth to a goat man named "Demon Lol". Demon Lol said "I will grant you one wish!" we wished 2 return to our old lives and so we did so.
"That was close" i said to my friend but he didn't anser me i lokt and he was spooked to move cause the bully kid was there he had evil long dread locks and a tatoo with a skul we knew it was over but he said "calm down I'm seriously not Patrixx. I'm the emo cousin of Fatty and I am here to help you." we said "Ok what happen?" he said "Destroy this floppy disc" it was the same floppy disc from before but it wasn't cause it was a different color. he said "Make haste and destroy it!"
we went home and ignored him and put it in the computer and it was a weird futuristic game called "MINECRAFT" the bully kid appeared and said "good job dumbasses i warned you i was NOT PATRIXX!" the screen then showed a hyperreaslitik picshur of our dead bodies and Demon Lol and he kid was stabbing us and the kid was revealed to be Patrixx.
By the way minecraft is evil because it has blood and violence in it
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