MR.COOL'S BACKSTORY

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so ok my backstory is super simple: so one day me and my dad left for waffles and i got separated from him, so i got to jack in the box and ate the entire jack in the box and then went to McDonalds for a Happy Meal, i said i wanted one of the Epic Boy Toys but i got a lame-o girl toy, so i murder the entire McDonalds Staff and blew it up to the ground and then build a cemetery over it and then destroy the cemetery and build a Pizzeria over it. I later wanted a cookie but my friends were like no so i murder them all and ate cookie but my school bully fatso mc fat came and tried to take my food away but i stabbed his fatass belly and threw him into a firepit he was scream like epic saying , so afterwards i decided to take a vacation to Russia and i enjoyed it, i saw some random guys drinking stuff and i was like WHAT and then i made them slip on a Banana Peel and he died so . took his drink and fed it to myself and the kids at school and people in so aftecauring a world fire. s laughed mo hard lmao. sy trip to Russia i saw fucking weird ass Trees on Mount Rushmore and so i decided to blew them up with my cool powers and turned Rushmore into Mount Coolmore (my face over all them lame Presidents). i wanted a burrito so bad so i speedran to Mexico and got it. later i saw Chuck Norris and he wanted to fight me so i did but infected him with my Coolisites, he died lmao so i won (RIP those who believe Chuck Norris had Infinite Power). later i check on the Death Star, in a meeting Grandma Tarkin told me the shit Senate got disbanded ad Vader choked someone lmao, however i had to leave for important cool things. Last time i heard the Death Star got blown up TWO times, i wanted the universe so i infected it with my Coolisites and made a Coolverse. oh wait this is not my backstory it's just some rando adventure i had so ok my backstory is super simple: so one day me and my dad left for waffles and i got separated from him, so i got to jack in the box and ate the entire jack in the box and then went to McDonalds for a Happy Meal, i said i wanted one of the Epic Boy Toys but i got a lame-o girl toy, so i murder the entire McDonalds Staff and blew it up to the ground and then build a cemetery over it and then destroy the cemetery and build a Pizzeria over it. I later wanted a cookie but my friends were like no so i murder them all and ate cookie but my school bully fatso mc fat came and tried to take my food away but i stabbed his fatass belly and threw him into a firepit he was scream like epic saying , so afterwards i decided to take a vacation to Russia and i enjoyed it, i saw some random guys drinking stuff and i was like WHAT and then i made them slip on a Banana Peel. so after my trip to Russia i saw fucking weird ass Trees on Mount Rushmore and so i decided to blew them up with my cool powers and turned Rushmore into Mount Coolmore (my face over all them lame Presidents). i wanted a burrito so bad so i speedran to Mexico and got it. later i saw Chuck Norris and he wanted to fight me so i did but infected him with my Coolisites, he died lmao so i won (RIP those who believe Chuck Norris had Infinite Power). later i check on the Death Star, in a meeting Grandma Tarkin told me the shit Senate got disbanded ad Vader choked someone lmao, however i had to leave for important cool things. Last time i heard the Death Star got blown up TWO times, i wanted the universe so i infected it with my Coolisites and made a Coolverse. oh wait this is not my backstory it's just some rando adventure i had lmao a cookie but my friends were like no so i murder them all and ate cookie but my school bully fatso mc fat came and tried to take my food away but i stabbed his fatass belly and threw him into a firepit he was scream like epic saying , so afterwards i decided to take a vacation to Russia and i enjoyed it, i saw some random guys drinking stuff and i was like WHAT and then i made them slip on a Banana Peel. so after my trip to Russia i saw fucking weird ass Trees on Mount Rushmore and so i decided to blew them up with my cool powers and turned Rushmore into Mount Coolmore (my face over all them lame Presidents). i wanted a burrito so bad so i speedran to Mexico and got it. later i saw Chuck Norris and he wanted to fight me so i did but infected him with my Coolisites, he died lmao so i won (RIP those who believe Chuck Norris had Infinite Power). later i check on the Death Star, in a meeting Grandma Tarkin told me the shit Senate got disbanded ad Vader choked someone lmao, however i had to leave for important cool things. Last time i heard the Death Star got blown up TWO times, i wanted the universe so i infected it with my Coolisites and made a Coolverse. oh wait this is not my backstory it's just some rando adventure i had so ok my backstory is super simple: so one day me and my dad left for waffles and i got separated from him, so i got to jack in the box and ate the entire jack in the box and then went to McDonalds for a Happy Meal, i said i wanted one of the Epic Boy Toys but i got a lame-o girl toy, so i murder the entire McDonalds Staff and blew it up to the ground and then build a cemetery over it and then destroy the cemetery and build a Pizzeria over it. I later wanted a cookie but my friends were like no so i murder them all and ate cookie but my school bully fatso mc fat came and tried to take my food away but i stabbed his fatass belly and threw him into a firepit he was scream like epic saying , so afterwards i decided to take a vacation to Russia and i enjoyed it, i saw some random guys drinking stuff and i was like WHAT and then i made them slip on a Banana Peel. so after my trip to Russia i saw fucking weird ass Trees on Mount Rushmore and so i decided to blew them up with my cool powers and turned Rushmore into Mount Coolmore (my face over all them lame Presidents). i wanted a burrito so bad so i speedran to Mexico and got it. later i saw Chuck Norris and he wanted to fight me so i did but infected him with my Coolisites, he died lmao so i won (RIP those who believe Chuck Norris had Infinite Power). later i check on the Death Star, in a meeting Grandma Tarkin told me the shit Senate got disbanded ad Vader choked someone lmao, however i had to leave for important cool things. Last time i heard the Death Star got blown up TWO times, i wanted the universe so i infected it with my Coolisites and made a Coolverse. oh wait this is not my backstory it's just some rando adventure i had lmaob , so afterwards i decided to take a vacation to Russia and i enjoyed it, i saw some random guys drinking stuff and i was like WHAT and then i made them slip on a Banana Peel. so after my trip to Russia i saw fucking weird ass Trees on Mount Rushmore and so i decided to blew them up with my cool powers and turned Rushmore into Mount Coolmore (my face over all them lame Presidents). i wanted a burrito so bad so i speedran to Mexico and got it. later i saw Chuck Norris and he wanted to fight me so i did but infected him with my Coolisites, he died lmao so i won (RIP those who believe Chuck Norris had Infinite Power). later i check on the Death Star, in a meeting Grandma Tarkin told me the shit Senate got disbanded ad Vader choked someone lmao, however i had to leave for important cool things. Last time i heard the Death Star got blown up TWO times, i wanted the universe so i infected it with my Coolisites and made a Coolverse. oh wait this is not my backstory it's just some rando adventure i had so ok my backstory is super simple: so one day me and my dad left for waffles and i got separated from him, so i got to jack in the box and ate the entire jack in the box and then went to McDonalds for a Happy Meal, i said i wanted one of the Epic Boy Toys but i got a lame-o girl toy, so i murder the entire McDonalds Staff and blew it up to the ground and then build a cemetery over it and then destroy the cemetery and build a Pizzeria over it. I later wanted a cookie but my friends were like no so i murder them all and ate cookie but my school bully fatso mc fat came and tried to take my food away but i stabbed his fatass belly and threw him into a firepit he was scream like epic saying , so afterwards i decided to take a vacation to Russia and i enjoyed it, i saw some random guys drinking stuff and i was like WHAT and then i made them slip on a Banana Peel. so after my trip to Russia i saw fucking weird ass Trees on Mount Rushmore and so i decided to blew them up with my cool powers and turned Rushmore into Mount Coolmore (my face over all them lame Presidents). i wanted a burrito so bad so i speedran to Mexico and got it. later i saw Chuck Norris and he wanted to fight me so i did but infected him with my Coolisites, he died lmao so i won (RIP those who believe Chuck Norris had Infinite Power). later i check on the Death Star, in a meeting Grandma Tarkin told me the shit Senate got disbanded ad Vader choked someone lmao, however i had to leave for important cool things. Last time i heard the Death Star got blown up TWO times, i wanted the universe so i infected it with my Coolisites and made a Coolverse. oh wait this is not my backstory it's just some rando adventure i had so ok my backstory is super simple: so one day me and my dad left for waffles and i got separated from him, so i got to jack in the box and ate the entire jack in the box and then went to McDonalds for a Happy Meal, i said i wanted one of the Epic Boy Toys but i got a lame-o girl toy, so i murder the entire McDonalds Staff and blew it up to the ground and then build a cemetery over it and then destroy the cemetery and build a Pizzeria over it. I later wanted a cookie but my friends were like no so i murder them all and ate cookie but my school bully fatso mc fat came and tried to take my food away but i stabbed his fatass belly and threw him into a firepit he was scream like epic saying , so afterwards i decided to take a vacation to Russia and i enjoyed it, i saw some random guys drinking stuff and i was like WHAT and then i made them slip on a Banana Peel. so after my trip to Russia i saw fucking weird ass Trees on Mount Rushmore and so i decided to blew them up with my cool powers and turned Rushmore into Mount Coolmore (my face over all them lame Presidents). i wanted a burrito so bad so i speedran to Mexico and got it. later i saw Chuck Norris and he wanted to fight me so i did but infected him with my Coolisites, he died lmao so i won (RIP those who believe Chuck Norris had Infinite Power). later i check on the Death Star, in a meeting Grandma Tarkin told me the shit Senate got disbanded ad Vader choked someone lmao, however i had to leave for important cool things. Last time i heard the Death Star got blown up TWO times, i wanted the universe so i infected it with my Coolisites and made a Coolverse. oh wait this is not my backstory it's just some rando adventure i had so ok my backstory is super simple: so one day me and my dad left for waffles and i got separated from him, so i got to jack in the box and ate the entire jack in the box and then went to McDonalds for a Happy Meal, i said i wanted one of the Epic Boy Toys but i got a lame-o girl toy, so i murder the entire McDonalds Staff and blew it up to the ground and then build a cemetery over it and then destroy the cemetery and build a Pizzeria over it. I later wanted a cookie but my friends were like no so i murder them all and ate cookie but my school bully fatso mc fat came and tried to take my food away but i stabbed his fatass belly and threw him into a firepit he was scream like epic saying ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. came hoome me to mom and saw dad so i wenttt ogenuinely apologize to everyone ever then dwent,to sleep