MY PENIS FELL OFF

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Author's note: This is the official conclusion to MY NUTSACK FELL OFF and MY BUTT FELL OFF.

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I AM IN HEAVEN AFTER THE LAST PART. THANK FUCKIN GOD! I WENT TO RELAX AND SAW THAT MY PENIS WAS REATTACHED TO ME BODY, UNLIKE MY NUTSACK AND BUTT. BUT THEN, OUT OF LITERALLY NOWHERE, MY PENIS FELL OFF. WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME? I YELLED. RANDOMLY, THE DEVIL POPPED OUT OF THE CLOUDS, AND HE SAID IT HAPPENED BECAUSE HE WANTED IT TO. I THREW A SKYSCRAPER THAT I GOT OUT OF ME POCKET. IT SHRUNK TO THE SIZE OF AN ATOM ONCE IT HIT HIM.

I ASKED IF I COULD RETURN TO THE WORLD OF THE LIVING, AND HE SAID SURE. BIG DAMN MISTAKE.

ONCE I GOT BACK, ALL MY "STUFF" WAS REATTACHED. BUT WHEN I GOT INSIDE, MY NUTSACK, BUTT, AND PENIS ALL FELL OFF AT ONCE. I WAS TERRIFIED, AND MY HOSUE STARETD COLLAPSING. FORTUNATELY, ME GOT OUT. BUT THEN, YET ANOTHER SKELETON POPPED OUT OF THE RUBBLE AND ATE MY FACE OFF.

I WAS IN HELL THIS TIME, BECAUSE NOBODY CAN ASK TO LIVE AGIN, ACCORDING TO THE DEVIL. I WAS DIPPED IN LAVA AND WAS GONE FOR GOOD.

THE (ACTUAL) END

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