Madness.EXE
This pasta is a Madness Combat parody of Sonic.EXE (Obviously lol)
I was a huge fan of the hit Newgrounds series Madness Combat made by Krinkels
Ever since I was a little fetus in the womb, I was a fan of Madness Combat. I love the Hankert Jay Willbertton from Friday Night Funkin'. The Hannker. Haker. Hanker. FNF. Madness Combat.
One day, I was looking at Ebay and found a super cool and super cool and super cool Madness Combat video game for the Sega Genesis for 5 dollars
I was really excited and bought it (Because I'm a super cool MC fan)
When the package came in, I excitedly opened the package and found a strange looking letter along with the game.
It said:
"If anyone is reading this, please. do NOT open the game at all costs. It will release him."
I ate the letter because I was hungry and because I hated reading.
I put the game in the Sega Genesis and it booted up.
The game was normal at once, with Hank J Wimbleton appearing on the title screen. When I pressed start, there was a split second of a terrifying image. The image had Hank's goggles broken, revealing terrifying eyes with hyper realistic blood. His stomach was cut open, with a giant mouth inside. His legs look like squid tentacles and he lookeds like a Splatoons. (scary) The usual Krinkles 1991 text was replaced by "GOD 666" which was very terrifying to me as I had a phobia to the concept of Mathematics.
The hills in the background was distorted and had creepy looking eyes on them, which was horrifying for me because I had a phobia of hills.
A save select menu popped up, which was strange because there was no save feature until Madness Combat 3 & Deimos. The background had weird looking blood clouds, some of them even had eyes. What weirded out even more was that in the character select, It showed Sanford, Deimos and...Tricky? I was surprised that the antagonist of Madness Combat was playable in this game!
I then realized that this cartridge wasn't a normal Madness Combat game, but a hacked one.
Sanford's section
Shaking off the weirded out feeling I had, I selected Sanford and the screen went black for a few seconds. 5 seconds later, there was a terrifying laughter which sounded like Hank. I shook it off and thought I was just hearing things.
After some time, I was in Gray Hill from Madness Combat 1. However, the music seemed off. It sounded like a pleasant melody reversed. I started moving forward and saw many dead grunts. The dead grunts were very detailed though, with blood splattered all over the level. The sun was also staring at the camera, with a sad expression. Sanford's expression also changed, turning very worried and sad. The music also started to get slower and more distorted. After a while, the music stopped and Hank was on the screen. He had his back turned and was staring at the sky. Sanford looked happy to see Hank but his smile worn off after a few seconds, realizing that Hank wasn't paying attention to any of his movements. Sanford slowly started to walk towards Hank without my input and static slowly appeared on the screen. I felt a sense of dread as Sanford was walking. When Sanford got close to Hank, Hank turned around and it showed he had bloody eyes and a hole in his stomach, like in the title screen, and he had a terrifying smile. The screen then went to black and it showed the following text:
"Hello, Player. Don't you want to play with me?"
I was very creeped out. I didn't want to continue the game, but my curiosity got the better of me and I kept going on. After 7 seconds of a black screen, I was taken to a new level called "HIDE AND SEEK".
It was Gray Hill but everything was on fire. Sanford also looked extremely terrified and looked at the camera. I nearly pissed myself at the sight of this because I have a phobia of the color of orange. I kept going to the right and after a while, I heard the same laughter from the file select screen and a terrifying version of Hank was chasing me with the drowning music. It was terrifying for me as I had a phobia of demonic mercenaries chasing after someone. Sanford had suddenly tripped and fell to the ground, and soon after looked at the camera with an upset expression.
Hank then appeared next to Sanford with a terrifying grin. I was very confused and terrified. In a split second, a weird arm came from Hank's mouth and Sanford disappeared, along with a terrifying scream. There was text again on the screen saying:
"You're too slow! Actually try this time you literal dumbass"
Deimo's Section
I was very shooken and terrified by these words as I had a phobia of the word dumbass. I was brought back to the file select menu again. Sanford's icon was crossed out, and I felt very disturbed by it. I pushed on and selected Deimos.
The level loaded and it looked very strange. It looked like a metallic factory, something which never appeared in any of the Madness Combat series. I was very weirded out by this, but I was very curious on what lies ahead so I kept going. After walking to the right for a little bit, the screen cut to black and text appeared saying:
"I FOUND YOU, BOZO."
After this, blood appeared on the floors and ceilings. The most terrifying thing about this was that the blood looked like ketchup, which was very terrifying as I have trauma related to ketchup. I then walked to the right again to see Hank standing there. I tried to shoot him using Deimo's gun but he teleported behind him and did a terrifying laugh. I tried shooting him again and again but he kept on teleporting. After a while Deimos stopped and laid down to smoke a fat dart. Hank then finally shown up and 5 seconds later, Deimos laid unconscious on the floor and Hank turned to the camera and laughed. There was text yet again on the screen saying:
"So many smokers dying from lung cancer,"
"So little time..."
"Would you agree?"
I was brought back to the character select screen and instead of Deimo's icon, it showed a cigarette on the floor and it was crossed out.
Before I was able to select Tricky, I heard a faint voice in my head which sounded like Hank. It said
"Please turn off the game, or else I will literally end your existence you bitchass mofo I ain't playing no more you raggedy ass! On god! Sheeeshhhhh"
Tricky's Section
I got very terrified by the voice in my head but I still felt compelled to keep going on, so I selected Tricky.
When the level loaded, it looked like a hallway, which was nothing like anything seen in the Madness Combat games. It felt empty and lonely, as if it was not meant to exist at all. The song was also very peaceful and sad, it was the same one that played when I played as Sanford.
After a little while of running forward, I came across a flight of stairs. I was scared and concerned on what was down there, but I went on anyway because of my curiosity. Suddenly, I heard that dreaded laugh come out of nowhere and the screen turned pitch black. It lit up to show the entire hallway was covered in red and blood, which was very terrifying for me because I had a phobia of the color red.
Tricky's expressions on his face slowly became more and more scared/concerned as he went down the stairs. Suddenly, Hank appeared right next to Tricky like he did to Sanford and Deimos and the screen became static for 15 seconds.
The Ending part (Thank god)
After the static had cleared, I saw an extremely terrifying image. Hank was standing there, menacingly looking at the camera with the same terrifying facial features he had on the title screen. I also saw a little rainbow flag appear for a split second, which was very terrifying for me as I had a phobia of gay people.
Static then appeared on the screen 3 times, after the 3rd time, I heard Hank's distorted laugh and the image appeared again. Although something even more terrifying appeared on the screen. It was messed up text saying
"THAT IS IT, YOU LITTLE BASTARD."
"YOU HAVE NOT HEEDED MY WARNINGS AT ALL."
"I NEVER KILLED THEM, THEY DIED TO NATURAL CAUSES YOU DUMBASS"
"DON'T YOU SEE?"
"I. AM. GOD."
It was when I read this message that I realized that Hank was not normal and that it was a monstrous and demonic version of him instead.
Suddenly, I saw Hank lunge up on the screen screeching loudly with his mouth so wide that there was nothing inside it except a spiraling abyss of darkness before the red static came again, much louder and distorted than before. My ears started hurting from how loud it was as the red static screeched for 7 seconds.
Then the game shut itself down.
I tried to open it again and was brought to the file select menu, without the title screen appearing at all. I saw that Sanford, Deimos and Tricky's icons were all crossed out and after a few minutes, the entire computer shut down and I couldn't turn it on.
I sat there for 25 seconds, terrified and trying to comprehend what just happened.
Suddenly, I heard a terrifying voice from the front door saying:
"Do you think I'm done here? You little bastard, moron, bozo, idiot, substandard brain boy?"
I opened the front door and saw the most terrifying thing I have ever seen.
A stray dog and a Hank plushie with bloody eyes and a hole in the stomach like in the creepypasta, which was very terrifying for me because I had a phobia of dogs.
Written by Tyerend
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