Mario Is Not a Kid's Game

It was late one night roughly 3 am I just stole my friends copy of Supper Moiro Galaxy, I wanted cause the cause had the galaxy red instead of black. I put the gam into my Nintendo Wii and the Wii crashed then it booted up with the Super Mario Galaxy open but there were bloodstains on the letters and Maoiro had no eyes just bloody sockets. I looked at his hands and instead of his trademarked white gloves they were bloody stumps with writhing flesh hanging off them. He moved his head and pierced my soul with his nonexistent eyes then he started glitching and getting closer to the screen until he jumped out of it. He then yelled "YA-HOO!"

Mario then wrapped his thick veiny hands around my neck, cutting off my circulation. He then unhinged his jaw and pulled into his mouth with his snake-like tongue, before swallowing me and beginning the slow and painful process of digesting me. Though I could not see the foul creature, I could feel him curling the corners of his mouth, creating the most foul and hideous sneer one could possibly imagine. As my body began to be broken down by the plumber's digestive system, I simply stopped thinking and let my spirit drift away.

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Credited to Damned_Noob 

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