Mario Kart 64.xyx

Hi my name is timmy. me and my russian brother USED to like playing marf karf 63 but then we played the ripoff of that game "Mario Kart 64". We wanted to play the ripoff really badly. So Father Went Out And looked for mario kart 64 at blockbuster. we waited for 3 years and father finally got home. Father said "Sorry it took so long, here is your EPIC game!". At this time russian brother was in russia for vacation. So I had to play it with da-"Son, Im sorry I have to go ge the milk.". Father didn't return for another 2 years. I decided I will play mario kart 64 by myself. I inserted the cartrige and turned the Jintendo 63 On. I was on the menu screen however the eyes of the mario gang were souless. I literally crapped myself because I was so scared. But I continued. So I got to character select and there was a character you I never heard of. The Characters Name Was "Waluigi". I choose waluigi becuase he reminds me of my fathers boss. I choose the EPIC Cup and started the race. As soon as it started Waluigi got hit with a shell in the head and was bleeding. I was sooooooo scared. Waluigi then was run over my mario and then mario reversed the kart and ran waluigi over again and finally went forward and ran over waluigi one last time. I was sooooooooo Legit crapping & peeing myself. all that was left of waluigi was a massive blood stain. I turned off the console. then mario with souless eyes came out of the tv. before he could get me my russian brother got home from vacation and shot mario with souless eyes to death. "Mother Russia Will Always Win" Said Russian Brother. i said "lets a go". "WHAT" screamed russian brother. "your possesed by marf." The Last thing I said before I beaten by my russian brother was "eating a burger a with no honey mustard." THE END...or is it!?!

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