Mario Kart 7

This is my first pasta, so don't be mean about it

Day One

This is some journal thing. :| Takes place late Nov. and early Dec.

November 30, Day 1:I went to the flea market. I was looking around until I found a box for a 3DS game. It was blank.

I bought it. When I got home, I opened the box and it had the number 7 Sharpie'd.

Hmmm... Mario Kart 7 came to my mind, so I popped it in my 3DS. Turns out it was.

Everything was normal until I picked a cup. I picked the Mushroom Cup. I was in Toad Circuit, but it WASN'T normal. The sky was blood red. I raced until I saw that Toad balloon thing. Its eyes were bleeding. Then... I heard a voice. It said, "Help... help me...or die....."

I was freaked out. I turned off my 3DS and watched an episode of "My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (YES, I'm a brony)". After a few minutes of the episode my laptop shut off itself and turned back on with that Toad balloon with the bleeding eyes.

God. I was really freaked out.

So I got the 3DS cartridge, then got my ass back to the flea market.

I TRIED to give it back to the guy who was selling it, but he just said, "No."

Fuck. I went back to my laptop but instead of my Sonic background it was that fucking Toad balloon.

It was getting late. So I went to bed.

At like 3 in the morning I heard footsteps from the hallway. The Toad balloon? It was in my fucking house? DAMN.

Then later my laptop turned on and showed me a little boy.

"Help... help me...or die.....

That's what he said. And it was the same voice from MK7.

I yelled out,"OKAY, TOAD BALLOON, YOU BETTER STOP SCARING ME, AND YOU'LL PAY FOR INTERRUPING ME WATCHING MLP!"

Then my laptop showed an image of a really creepy Pinkie Pie and that fucking Toad balloon.

I went to sleep after 1 hour.

Day 2

Okay, so yesterday was a really messed up day. So I went to get some breakfast at McDonalds. I went to my car. And there was the little boy from last night. He was sitting there eeriely.

He then turned his head, looking at me. He said,"Get the game. And come back here."

I did what he said.

I said, 'What do you want?!?!?!"

He said," I want it."

"Want what?"

The game.

So I handed him the game. He then walked out of the car. He put the game on the floor.

Then that thing disappeared with a blink of an eye.

Then that creepy Pinkie Pie was there.

I drove away, and then just before I made a turn to my McDonalds, my car stopped.

I found out the gas was out. "What the hell? My gas was full a few seconds ago.

Then the boy giggled.

"Do you think you can get away with this? Hehehehe~"

Then the rest of my day was normal.

Until 9:12 PM.

The boy was on my kitchen, standing there.

I was creeped out.

I did the wrong thing.

I got my slingshot and shot him in the mouth.

He choked to death, and I said, Yes, this guy will stop haunting me.

But.

I felt cold hands in my neck.

Oh god, I bet it's the boy.

He threw me to the floor.

I felt hooves too.

It was that damn little boy and that creepy Pinkie Pie from earlier.

Then the little boy said, "Go to sleep."

He hit me with a vase, and then I passed out.

Day 3

I woke up in Toad Circuit from Mario Kart 7. I walked to that balloon.

I looked behind it and it was a statue of the little boy.

There was a gravestone next to it.

R.I.P John.

John. That was the name of the boy.

2003-2011

Death.

Oh god. I felt Pinkie Pie's hooves and I got slammed to the grass, really HARD. I was in Kalimari Desert from Mario Kart 64, which was also in MK7.

I was tied to rope.

I heard the train coming.

I mumbled," HELP, HELP ME! HELP ME!!!!

But it was too late. I was run over by the train.

I felt my blood getting out of my body.

The little boy and Pinkie Pie said, "Goodbye" in a creepy voice.

Then I died.

I woke up from bed.

OH GOD, WHAT A BAD NIGHTMARE.

I saw the little boy standing there.

He jumped off the window.

Ok.... what a bad dream.....

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Credited to Anauicosf324
Originally uploaded on January 3, 2012

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