Mario Kart 8: Killer Luigi

Ahh, the WiiU. One of Nintendo's hated consoles. Well, it's not as hated as the Vitrual Boy, but still. It had a good lineup of games. Some good, some bad. It was mixed, in my opinion. The only game that I really played was Mario Kart 8. I raced with friends. We had so much fun...!

But, one day, I was racing, right? It was the final lap of Mario's Circuit. I was just about to finish. My blood pressure began to rise. Before I got to the finish line, my WiiU suddenly crashed...

I went to a game repair shop to get it repaired. The man there was, nice. Although, he looked old. He also looked pretty fit. He repaired it. Suddenly, he gave me a free game.

'Do not play the other version, it is not working, play this one instead.'

I just nodded. I got the game. Something about the box felt, off. So, I ran home. I saw the box. It was, Mario Kart 8. But, however, something changed. Underneath the words Mario Kart 8, there were different words. Those words were this:

'Killer Luigi.'

I thought this was strange. But, hey. What ya gonna do? I thought this game was a big prank. So, I played it. Just to prove that old guy who was supposedly evil wrong.

The title screen was, black. There was only one opition. That was to start a Grand Prix. However, the thorphy looked like it had blood on it. Very, very realistic blood. Like it came from a actual real person. I never knew that Mario Kart 8 had blood.

But, this wasn't normal. Blood wasn't in the game. It wasn't. I contiuned with the Grand Prix. The first track was called Void. I was playing as Mario. Luigi was right behind me. Staring. He was breathing in a realistic and quite unsettling way. There were 2 laps. There was no music.

The track itself was a void. A black one. Very black. Like, it was so black that I couldn't see the road or anything.

As soon as I finished the laps, Luigi jumped onto Mario. Luigi pulled out what looked a knife. He slit his throat and cut open his thigh and he stuck his knife down the center of the mouth. Mario died soon after.

The next track was called Do Not Run. The track had 1 lap. The track looked a spooky place, filed with skeletons. Remains. And more. I was playing as Mario. As soon as the lap ended, Luigi lit his fuel tank on fire. He beat Mario to a bloody pulp with some boxing gloves. They looked similar to Little Mac's gloves.

Track 3 started. It was called Again? It seemed like a repeating loop. It lasted for 4 laps. At the end, Luigi shot Mario with a double barrel shotgun and he blew up his car. The game restarted. I went to start a Grand Prix. There was only one character I could choose. It was, Mario.

I picked him. *Gags* I was scared. His animation didn't play. Instead of saying Okie Dokie, he said this.

'Let'sa die!'

My cartridge popped up. He had been broken. The sticker was torn off. My WiiU shut off. The face of Luigi was permantly reduced into my screen. Now, after this incident, I have nightmares. Nightmares of that Mario. Too horrifying. So, so scary. I wake up screaming and there is only one sentence carved into my hand. This is what it says.

'Let'sa die!'...

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